Captain Waffles

somehow I manage to be bad at every game play, let's laugh about it. | affiliate streamer c:

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Been loving @ForzaHorizon #ForzaHorizon6 so much I decided to make a mockup #MotoAuto cover. Thank you for such a wonderful game @WeArePlayground I haven't loved a racing game like this since I was a kid.

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@FDRdaCrip @vivsywisp @TheIshikawaRin All mechanics are as they were at launch. Some heroes have 150 HP (Tracer and Zenyatta).

The UI and some (Watchpoint: Gibraltar) map layouts are updated to match the live game - that's the only difference as far as I can tell (day 1 player)

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@Scareticulus @CanadianPumpkin @DEADLINE things you have never heard

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@Halo @AphonicWanderer Absolute honor to have my video collage from HCS featured towards the top of the post 🥺

insane feeling considering I've played this franchise since I was 5-6 years old

Hoping to make an even better collage for Halofest this year 😁✌️

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Halo Waypoint featured my video collage from HCS 2025 basically right at the top of the post 😭😭

hard to believe this is real considering this trip to HCS was THE first time I took pictures with my DSLR camera.

An incredible honor, hope to make an even better montage this year

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Long after the missions are complete and the controllers put away, the memories remain. Your stories are the heart of its legacy.

Here’s the next chapter of Your Halo Story. #Halo25Together

💚 https://t.co/Fajotc0tdr

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@scottwww7 @EricLDaugh yeah just put the funny little star on lil bro, it's just for ID purposes, pinky swear

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@scottwww7 @EricLDaugh I fucking wish, LOL

chud

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@scottwww7 @EricLDaugh "just put it on bro"
https://t.co/I1NoXeELr9

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@Maikelmcswag @SadaSurfer @KitasanMR brother this IS the EOMM agent we're discussing

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@wrldofasta @juusovl @Greenpig117 gwomp gwomp

unfun hero, poorly designed!

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@wrldofasta @juusovl @Greenpig117 I don't care how it was "designed," I have fun playing certain heroes and am better at certain heroes vs others. I will just continue to ban Roadhog, especially on maps like Ilios. Womp womp.

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@wrldofasta @juusovl @Greenpig117 "people just refuse to switch" because if I queue up and choose a hero, it means I wanted to play THAT hero.

Being FORCED (forced because otherwise the game will be 0 fun, gray screen simulator for 10 mins) to play Counter-Watch is boring and lame actually!!

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@ForEturnity @neco2k @MikkytheHamster same energy as PDF-in-Chief calling that little girl on the phone beautiful on Christmas Eve. just weird.

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@neco2k @MikkytheHamster it's fine to be a pedophile if it's for a video game character, guys!! you heard it here first folks!!

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@neco2k @MikkytheHamster talking about grown men saying a high schooler is gorgeous, as you can read in the original tweet just above. or i guess you can't?

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@neco2k @MikkytheHamster for not gooning over a fucking child? yeah my bad lock me up gng

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@juusovl @Greenpig117 as a 6v6 enjoyer, the game with current balancing patch, actually feels super balanced and fun, with a good variety of heroes being played in my games (except for me, oops)

Roadhog is really the only one that I don't have any fun playing with or against.

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@MikkytheHamster generally weird to call high schoolers gorgeous actually, especially when you're 36 years old. lol.

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