Edwin Wallace

A compilation of 7*10^27 atoms.
Software Engineer

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Bluer skys -> edwin001

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@AstroMikeMerri Easy there, this is how you fall in to software.
Would you like to enhance? Look at integrating grafana. Time series visuals for days 🤤

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@scrumtuous Jaeger?

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@AstroMikeMerri I remember voting for them once under the promise of not raising tuition fees. Look where that got us.
I'd vote for anyone with a moral bone at this point.

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@scrumtuous Not "Hello World"? Jeez, java will be the end of us all

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@NOWHelpTeam Do you mean it will take 3 more days?
It went off at 1500 on Tuesday 2nd of April.

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@NOWHelpTeam what's the craic in Chalgrove, Oxfordshire? 3 days without internet...

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@NOWHelpTeam Hi @WeAreOpenreach could you loop my broadband provider and my self in on the current status of the network, and the expected completion time for repairs in chalgrove, Oxfordshire, OX44. It has been over 3 days now, and has made business very difficult.

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Oh feck. People really need to check their versioning of OpenSSH
🙈
https://t.co/GkAloJlXZb

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@AstroMikeMerri There are a lot of flooded fields around here; some of the fields are more like rivers. It's quite disorientating driving around at night with the new bodies of water.

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@browserdotsys Spam senses is tingling; https://t.co/kpLKjuFmdd * 25 won't hit tab 25 times...

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@rombromz Do not use regex.*
Fixed.

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@matthen2 This is so cool

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N/0=0.
Think I've lost it.

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Getting stuck behind a Tesla. At the petrol station.
🤦‍♂️

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Google is going down hill; or it could be going down stairs, who knows with this type of misunderstanding.

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I'm pretty sure there are more bots here now, than pre-musk.

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I see my twitter account has become a big hit with the porn bots.
Losing the will to use twitter, even for occasional nonsense and the odd project spam

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The worst thing about the ongoing battle between hardware and software? When you do both.
50 microvolt random noise? It's from shoving a lot of data in to the pipes of LWS from several subsystems.
IPC is locked and buffered well.
Bet is on that pesky JavaScript.
2 weeks🤦‍♂️