Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧

Wanderlust | CSM | Fitness | Chelsea FC 🇬🇧| Dynamos FC 🇿🇼 | Real Madrid 🇪🇸 | Extroverted Introvert Causing Controlled Chaos | Democrat

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@Blue_Footy Can only be @winkydonline

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@andyburnham @NDIUKCommunity I have just refuelled for £2 per litre for diesel, yet my wages remain stuck in the abyss

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@Mathuthu He was larger than life.

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@Shadaya_Knight MJ White is a real legend bro

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@bosskimhucci Pomona ne murefu

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@Mutsvangwa4 Akabata maoko kwaMutare. RIP Chuck Norris

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

… the anus of Africa topping the charts as always!

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

World's Highest Population of HIV/AIDS Patients

1. South Africa 🇿🇦 - 8.15 million

2. India 🇮🇳 - 3.14 million

3. Nigeria 🇳🇬 - 3 million

4. Mozambique 🇲🇿 - 2.6 million

5. Tanzania 🇹🇿 - 1.7 million

6. Uganda 🇺🇬 - 1.496 million

7. Kenya 🇰🇪 - 1.48 million

8. Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 - 1.3M

[The Professor👤 @thaproffesor]

Good morning Kenyabweans, we go again today

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@heisriosky Baba Sharo vanenge vakatungwa nadzo 😂

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

Fear Kenyans!

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Day in the life of a white blood cell in a South African.

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@freemanchari Pidigori waenda!

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@mr_shimmy Dismally! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@chrisp_baecon @kudasith The closest they will ever get to Orania…in “their” cowntry 😂

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@RamaphiriMpho

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

You’ve always been frauds. This is the most accurate list. No educated adult goes to a pub naked as South Africans do, or get laid for a “cold drink”. No wonder why they are the home ground of HIV.

[Mpho @RamaphiriMpho]

Look at the beauty of 30% pass rate 🥹🥹🔥🔥🔥🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

And you still gave zero trophies to show for all that

[Vuthondaba Sibeko🇿🇦 @ndusibeko7]

Kenya has never qualified for the FIFA world cup. Shame to you hoppers

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

@lannix_1 Cook these infected frauds

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

That’s you in “your” country. Send me a picture in Orania 😂

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

You’re there because Germans ran out of bullets

[yaShipila🇳🇦🇿🇦 @yaShipila_n]

Me trying to explain to Zimbabweans that bathing is an English word that means washing your body with water.

[Cpt Clev 🇿🇼🇬🇧 @cpt_ing]

Those lips look positive!

[Vundras 🇿🇦 @loginlivelife]

Zimbabwe, you mock the government you will be arrested today.