Nate Turner

I’m energy, not kinetic, just potential He/him

[Nate Turner @Cpt_Rickshaw]

You know you fucked with the wrong shinobi when his eyebrows become LITERAL FIRE https://t.co/6mZDJM2xCc

[Jiraiya @YahBoyJiraiya]

Might Guy vs Madara

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Nate Turner @Cpt_Rickshaw]

@nicholasdeorio It’s almost like there’s only one clip of these two interacting 😂 such a stupid “gotcha”

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Hey @NYCMayor you going to perp walk these cops too or is it not “terrorism enough” to beat a defenseless man to death?

[Kaiju No. Kev @M_F_Ninja]

So, if I’m to understand, the lady who’s been screaming about groomers has information on republicans about sexual impropriety but she’s just gonna hold on to it unless people stop picking on her friend for fucking an underage girl.

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

This needs to be seen by every American.

Download it, before it’s removed.

[Sookie Winehouse @SookieWinehouse]

AP is trying to suppress us, stop us from sharing the truth

[Nate Turner @Cpt_Rickshaw]

Was one of the media members in the room for this speech, and there were so many golden moments where people weren’t sure whether or not to clap. One person would kinda start, but no one else and it’d fizzle out. We are witnessing a major tail spin with this guy

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

I’m not exaggerating when I say, this is exactly how my grandfather sounded three months before we had to put him in a nursing home

[Nate Turner @Cpt_Rickshaw]

Dudes will invest $10M before tipping $7

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad.

Just put $10M more into Tesla stock

[C o n n o r 🍉 @COINNOR]

mfs making $42,000/year

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

MrBeast raised $30M and cleaned up 34 million pounds of trash from the ocean.

[Nate Turner @Cpt_Rickshaw]

@_BarringtonII @RepAOC What’s pathetic is thinking there’s nothing wrong with someone making deep fake porn of people that don’t want to be in porn, tf?

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

I’m currently at Princeton wearing my Yarmulke, waiting to be inundated with all the vicious anti-Semitism we’re told has overtaken our once-great Elite American Universities. I’ll let you know if I survive 😭

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

This is the first time I have had true culture shock with China. This is genuinely impossible for us. An Amerikkkan cop would slaughter every single kid, wouldn't get arrested, and 70% of Americans would say his actions were justified. We really are a ruined society.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

this is what AI should be used for

[Nate Turner @Cpt_Rickshaw]

“They say a rolling stone gathers no moss, and I fucking love moss”

*my roommate in reference to the fat joint he’s about to roll*

[dara faye @darafaye]

Here’s to hoping the drag queens leave our children alone in 2024.

[Bruce Crossing @SenatorCrossing]

Michigan lawmakers that received donations from the NRA:

Lisa McClain (R-MI)
John Bergman (R-MI)
Tim Walberg (R-MI)
Peter Meijer (R-MI)
Bill Huizenga (R-MI)
John Moolenaar (R-MI)

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

times person of the year when russia invaded ukraine vs when israel is committing literal genocide against palestinians