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*Parody Account* 2018 Nobel Peace Prize Nominee // Ball is Life

[NEMO LOVES OG ANUNOBY. @withthefishiez]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS

[Jordan Clarkson @JordanClarksons]

🦉

[bena @playboybena]

merry drakemas eve

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Take Care to NWTS to IYRTITL to What time to be alive to Views is an insane run

[Delilah @MsPrissE]

I’m not going to lie… the OVO cape ironed and laid out on the bed 🤣😂

[slothy @slothy_420]

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me

[area woman @explodingpiano]

the only sex education I had growing up was reading t-shirts at Myrtle Beach gift shops

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Tell me I'm wrong...

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

The year is 2046. College football has a 64 team playoff. Notre Dame gets an automatic bid if they win 1 regular season game. Every game is played in Atlanta or Dallas. National championship game is the first week of March. Transfer portal is open weekly. Presented by Fan Duel

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

One of the best tweets of all time

[gaurav @gaxrav]

adulting is basically arriving at the same truths as your father, but from first principles.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

You wanna come to my wedding? All you need to do is book a flight, use a week of PTO, buy new outfits, get a hotel room, donate to the registry, and contribute to the honeymoon fund. Let me know thanks!

[Adrianne DeVaux @Adrianne_DeVaux]

#devauxsonthegeaux golden tempo and Englishman are going over strategy

[hannah montoya @hannahcmontoya]

show me that card collection white boy

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Peak male happiness.

[Drake @SecondLifeDrake]

After you hear the first “Yeah” on ICEMAN

[2𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂𝔂 @nomodeath]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[xan @G59_Xan]

babe i wasn’t love bombing… i really did love you for those 2 and a half weeks

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could