Melody Rae

• 20• Virgo • Atom Bomb Baby • Psych Major • INFP • Trekkie • Retro Sci-Fi Enthusiast • I work at a tuxedo store •

[Melody Rae @cptMelody]

@WIKBTT Jim get sideburns!!!

[Melody Rae @cptMelody]

@WIKBTT 651-650-7057 also works!

[wint @dril]

i can not, in good conscience, condone a "SANDERS" presidency because i once vividly imagined him walking around while twirling a pistol

[Melody Rae @cptMelody]

@alanalda Wise words from our mans

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

To lose weight you have to have a goal. My goal is to lose 7 or 8 pounds so I can eat like a pig again.

[wint @dril]

wife is no longer permitting me to jack off in the car during her book club meetings. where am i supposed to jack off then? fucking EGYPT???

[Cher @cher]

Oh Heaven✨
Wii TENNIS👻 (❤️the little kids,I made a little me)
YESSSS‼️I KICKED HER LITTLE
LOOKALIKE ASS....WHO’S
DA 👑....💃🏻

[Cher @cher]

When your Zipper Breaks as You’re Walking Out On Stage

[Cher @cher]

💰💰💰

[Cher @cher]

Por que

[Cher @cher]

Later....🕶

[that cat girl @michellh72]

When you see a cute dog

[Cher @cher]

trump

[Cher @cher]

GREAT AUDIENCE TONIGHT‼️I HAD FUN , SANG, MOVED MY POSTERIOR… .& LAUGHED.
🕺🏻

[Melody Rae @cptMelody]

Hide the pain harold is my zodiac sign

[Robin @sewfishin]

@Delta I am a Delta employee and am so thankful for all the support from coworkers. My breast cancer surgery is on Tuesday and maybe on the plane next October!!!

[wint @dril]

trying to drink a can of beer .

[wint @dril]

the varicose vein gamer

[wint @dril]

some one please help this man

[wint @dril]

Ok bitch write "Telomere Mindfulnness" on a piece of paper. Go to Golds gym on 23rd, hand the paper to "Eddie" & tell him youre ready to Die