Morgan Henry

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[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

lounging watching documentaries about the JFK assassination and eating grapes like a modern Dionysus

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

I am thrilled to announce that we are now accepting applications for the Women in Analytics Conference 2018! Join us on April 13th in Menlo Park to connect with other women in analytics and data careers. https://t.co/oNhR8N4v2E

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

If I submit more than zero queries today it will be a damn miracle

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

@MatthewKBegbie I happily accept any chance to talk at a captive audience and also I ship Chair forever

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

#shamelessplug https://t.co/iMEj6A5VGw

[Alex Kantrowitz @Kantrowitz]

Foursquare data nailed iPhone sales numbers, now it says US is losing international tourism market share, big league https://t.co/DGCDWHkBwY

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

Two hour delay and counting and some guy just farted next to me @LGAairport @Delta plz help

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

the first shave after two weeks of backpacking got me like

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when literally everything goes to shit @ work while you're on vacation...so tell me more about that working holiday visa?

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

@joeyshortroad

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

should I get a fish pedicure?

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

Yes @VirginAustralia I love sitting on the tarmac for 1.5 hours before a 14.5 hour flight! Thanks for the memories!! 😑

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

California has the most polite cat callers I've ever encountered

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

I am that thrifty mom that hordes from the breakfast buffet

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

can I or can I not expense a lyft to in-n-out 🤔

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

@korvinsweenbley YES HOW DID YOU KNOW

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

listening to Australian murder podcasts to prep for my trip there. I understand this is weird but I don't FEEL like it's weird #murderino

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

I got a sunburn from sitting in a car on the way to JFK. 🙄🙄🙄👻➡️🥓

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

wow really phoning it in @JohnGrisham

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today is take your kids to work day and my ovaries are like

[Morgan Henry @Cptn_morgs]

is there anything sadder than an ugly baby? discuss.