All Take No Give

Idol: Kenny Powers

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Dry January?? She still squirtin in my face

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Fakkkkkkkk

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I’m done with these political ads texting me for a vote. I will NOT be voting for some random Arab named Blaise.

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I don’t give a rats ass about nun but the tide. Someone give me a bud and one of my fat cousins to start this weekend off right

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Tits are cool and everything, but have you ever seen a 6’ brunette hustle a bunch of bikers in leather jackets in a game of darts and go home with the stoned pizza delivery driver?

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Drinking is so fun

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Light beer but hard cigs.

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Mexicans need to stop dressing like Pauly D

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Who the actual fuck are we playin Rammer?

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🔒Lock of the day:

Hernandez Anytime TD

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If cigarettes are bad for you? Why do they make me feel cooler?

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Dear Auto Correct,

I have never said the word “Regarded” in my life

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When did Beats headphones get so quiet? I thought a black guy made these things

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God is in Edmonton tonight. McJesus showed up to put the Predators away in the Diddy Bowl

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Tights and spandex is such a sick 2026 move @heatdaddy69420

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I can't feel my face, I'm on Adderall, nauseous

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Turn a five-star hotel to a trap house

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Wake up, take a sip of Ace of Spade like it's water

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Said I'm reppin' for that low life

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I turn the Ritz into a poor house,
It's like eviction number four now

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Freaking out over piss tests is old news. You ever profusely sweat over an excel exam in front of co-workers?