Pitiless Gun-For-Hire

former chemical weapon tester

[Pitiless Gun-For-Hire @cptnmck]

Getting banned from laser tag for doing call of duty finishers on the other players

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

im a victim of the male loneliness crisis but tbh i kinda deserve it

[Ronnie Jarrard COMMISSIONS OPEN @RonDangerSolo]

The Cousins Bellic

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

[Chloe 🆓🇵🇸 @XtrapolisLegs]

christ I’m glad to live in a walkable bikeable fuckable suckable city

[rae @devilbears]

*sighs loudly* hold on the evil pervert is calling me again

[very tall bart @TallBart]

If a gang of hippies and their talking dog ever tried to rip off my mask and citizens arrest me I would just start stabbing them?

[Marcus the Grey @Marcashew]

"men used to go to war"
Some still do

[Errai @errai]

What power ups should everyone have in their thirties

Power ups near me

Is 35 year old too late to unlock double jump

[SnoreDollar @SnoreDollar]

I am not kidding this popped off so hard not only is the discord full but the entire games servers are completely bricked rn. Honestly the funniest outcome to all of this. A fix should be here by tomorrow or so as I was talking with one of the guys on the team

[Ryley walker @ryleywalker]

Cool LA moment

Pulled up next to boomer at stoplight as he’s blasting Pink Floyd “final cut” I was like “dude Final Cut deep cut nice!” And he said “mind your business” and drove off

[gigeltop @Gigglebottoms]

playing some real shit

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Some more dispatches from the front

[Mega64 Screencaps @M64SC]

Rocco's Tumblr

[owl ✧ @owlfukuro_]

i’m erectile at dis function

[weapons grade beef @meatymcsorley]

yesterday i was getting drug tested at the meet and the ref has to watch you piss to make sure you don’t tamper with it and while i was at it i told the guy “best part of the job huh” and he silently nodded

[k ✰ @sourpinkm1lk]

scaring the hoes by being pure of heart