Rie🥀

idk but I’m trying |30 years of age| Treat People With Kindness |she/they|

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Y'all know that line from looking for alaska when she says "y'all smoke for fun, I smoke to die" thats me but with adding salt on my pasta

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“It’s so hard that the skin has separated from the goo on the inside” - me talking about my needoh

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Singing Basic being basic in the car with my brother (who I didn’t know knew the words) just healed something in me

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“I mean… you can finger the messenger a little bit…”

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“Your iceberg is digging into my hip” - Ron

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“Crop Gotchlin”

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“Ouuuuu this one’s got my clit perking up” - Stefen

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“I got that dog in me. Grumpy and dead” - Ron

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“Bingle snee” - Ron

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“Pussy cheeks and ass lips” - Ron

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Apples to apples, dust to dust.

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“Strawberry wine and pussy farts” - Ron

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Is anyone else being harassed by unskippable ‘anything bunt cakes’ ads on YouTube ?

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“FUCK I could fuck up some couscous right now” - @StefenColalillo

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“The grinch is short for ‘green bitch’ …. That’s a slur”

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Depression and agoraphobia are so annoying and weird cause like I’m looking out my window going “wow it’s so beautiful out I should go for a walk” and then I just don’t!

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“Girl you got me hanging by my labia are you gonna say it or what?”

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Abso-fucking-lutely I would play this

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This indie dev is making a simulation game where you’re a worm working a finance job from home.

- Flop your body across the keyboard to work
- Invest in the stock market & earn money
- Highly advanced ragdoll system & physics

It's called Worming from Home. Would you play this?

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“I can’t stand up my asshole is open”

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Crazy how my family still uses me as a joke 🤪

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“I just farted and it smells like a diaper”