Captain Useless

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@vileTexan @libsoftiktok Dairy-liction of duty. lol

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@truegretch Accidental Chad vibes. You go, Wretch!

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@rattnroll1986 @R0L0D_ @Breaking911 BRO lol

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@bstrat515 @PicturesFoIder This is what comes to mind and I’m not 100% sure why

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@plantysnatcher @picklesbaseball OF in bio, opinion discarded

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@lunalovesbud @jellybeanbraiin Cuz nips are meant to be pointed at the floor lol

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@ianmiles @pearlythingz to this day it shocks me how well you've managed to monetize being an absolutely insufferable prick

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@xazzzzzzz @Friended4Ever Not everyone on the internet is trying to get into an intellectual sparring match with you. Taking an obviously satirical comment and beating someone over the head with it is just unnecessary. I appreciate the lecture even tho I was never missing your point to begin with.

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@xazzzzzzz @Friended4Ever But thank you for reading that and somehow managing to construe it into me implying that it's a univariate issue and that debt wasn't just the one I happened to pick for the sake of brevity. And 5.5% is the highest it's been since 2000, so yeah, that's historically high.

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@xazzzzzzz @Friended4Ever Jesus Christ it was tongue in cheek my dude I'm agreeing with you. If you had any impression that I was making an actual point of salience and not satire, I've got oceanfront property in Montana I'd like to sell you. Was contributing to your line of thinking re:not giving a fuck

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@xazzzzzzz @bastardfalcon u a bitch for this fr

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@HireAntagonist @JontentG @xazzzzzzz @remonsakee I vouch. Dude knows his shit

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@xazzzzzzz @notsoErudite yeah but Orange Man Bad

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@xazzzzzzz @JontentG Now Jon and Jordan Peterson can both say they've posted content of men getting milked on twitter. yikes

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@Neymoleque @GFCards 😬😬😬😬

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Everyone is fucking weird

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Good LORD

I remember when it was still transitory

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*POWELL: DON'T SEE INFLATION BACK AT 2% UNTIL ABOUT 2025

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