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[!! @cpurdy147]

They say sneezing is one tenth of an orgasm, i just sneezed 10 times.

[!! @cpurdy147]

I’m getting freaky with these beans

[!! @cpurdy147]

Everybody gangster till they gotta get out and pump the gas

[!! @cpurdy147]

Ermin jiggle dang

[!! @cpurdy147]

Hope everyone in Folsom run club get chlamydia

[!! @cpurdy147]

Sports and pants don’t make sense

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Celebrities are all coming together to face The Rizzler in Mario Kart in what appears to be a reverse Make A Wish situation

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you exactly 7 Sundays from now!

[!! @cpurdy147]

The bank fr need to put me on time out

[!! @cpurdy147]

Consider me smitherines the way i just got blown

[!! @cpurdy147]

This beer and 100 degree weather tasting like story replies

[!! @cpurdy147]

Are the sun and moon brother and sister or husband and wife?

[!! @cpurdy147]

No i did not play crazy frog back to back to back at the bar stop asking me 😡

[!! @cpurdy147]

Excuse me, ma’am, are you familiar with the term waffle stomp

[!! @cpurdy147]

Chappell roan will have 4 straight white males hitting g10 in a Kia soul

[doomer @uncledoomer]

“c’mon bam, i got work in the morning”

[!! @cpurdy147]

My body is a machine that turns beef sticks into poker chips

[!! @cpurdy147]

if the UN gathered for lunch beers, it would solve a lot of the world‘s problems

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look who just showed up!

Sean Freakin’ Payton!