Chris p

cool guy

[Chris p @cpz2272]

Just another self conscious bath :/

[Memarzadeh @ArashMemarzadeh]

Hearing from multiple unreliable sources that Chris Tanev has already attempted to hide in Lindholm's equipment bag in order to return to Vancouver.

[Chris p @cpz2272]

Just spilled an entire bowl of soup all over my kitchen counter and microwave and am now booking off a mental health afternoon. Don’t ttc.

[Chris p @cpz2272]

My dad asked me if I wanted to go to the Las Vegas Grand Prix next year

[Lux @Callux]

@elonmusk can you buy arsenal please mr elon?

[Chris p @cpz2272]

Me and some random dude both did a triple take in the YMCA changing room to realize we both don’t know each other

[Chris p @cpz2272]

My friends bully me for trying to be gluten and dairy free how do I bully them back harder.

This is a great example on how to deal with adversity.

[Chris p @cpz2272]

My formal resignation to my boss is going to be a picture of my cat wearing a silly hat with the caption “Europe bound”.

[Chris p @cpz2272]

I will pay significant moneys to anyone who can legitimately determine why I need to take so many naps.

I have my own hypothesis but concrete answers are needed.

[Chris p @cpz2272]

The fact that my bank adviser went on a half hour tangent about Ukraine war conspiracy theories…

I just wanted to apply for an LOC not leave with a simulated acid trip and no money

[Chris p @cpz2272]

Should I start tweeting again ?

[Chris p @cpz2272]

Bought a pound of snap peas last night and ate half of them because I was trying to be healthy.

I have zero consistency in my life.

[Chris p @cpz2272]

Can Newton to Tampa bay.

[Julian Sadur @JulianSadurTV]

Panthers fans blowing the dust off their Cam Newton jerseys when they dig them out of storage

[𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆 @AbdulCarterMVP]

Cam Newton after seeing every QB get injured this week

[UFC @ufc]

Jan thought Izzy was offering him a body guard gig when he complimented his guard 😂 #UFC259

[Evander Kane @evanderkane]

yo @jakepaul I’d wreck ya. Easy to beat up guys with no experience and much smaller. August 31st 2021 Vegas we can see if you really about that action. #YOURMOVE

[Chris p @cpz2272]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again..

Wherever cam newton plays is my favourite team.

Reluctantly a patriots fan now.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

People are more concerned with looking like a good person than being a good person

[Patrick 🎱 @Baller85son]

Just woke up. I had this bad dream that we wasted Cam Newton’s prime by surrounding him with no weapons or protection. And then we cut him after saying he was our QB going forward.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Chargers make too much sense for Cam Newton:

- Anthony Lynn wants a mobile QB
- Moving to new stadium. Need to create buzz and add star power.
- Will help sell tickets.
- Fans will buy powder blue Cam Newton jerseys. No one is buying Tyrod Taylor jerseys.

Just look at this 👇