Simran Mittal

Trying to make my jokes land in Space X 🤭

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What do you call a hurt Batman?

- Bruise Wayne

#puns #punoftheday

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Irish are always high coz they be Dublin’ their whiskey.

#puns #wordplay

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Mosquitoes don’t dang it.
They deng-ue.

#wordplay

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When someone asks me when was the last time I logged off on time:

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What does carbon do to ionic bonds?

It makes them iConic.

#wordplay #chemistryjokes

[The Fresh Prince of Bellandur @Gandhi_Baat_]

Using friend's cult account, singing
"Tere naam se gym loon🎵"

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Victor was lost, later got direction. Now he is Vector.

#wordplay

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Who called it bluff and not a li(e)-ability?

#puns #wordplay

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Born to say “Pls hesitate to contact me”, forced to say “Feel free to reach out to me” in my emails.

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Saare public holidays ki khushi ek taraf aur US holiday ki khushi ek taraf.

- Every Big 4 consulting employee 🤣

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What would a chatbot say on a ship?

AI, AI, Captain! 🏴‍☠️

#puns #punoftheday

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You know what FOMO means in corporate world?

- Fear Of Monday.

#wordplay #corporatejokes

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What do you call people who have fear of missing out?

Fomo-Sapiens.

#wordplay #puns

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Who called them pests and not cereal killers?

#puns #punoftheday

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Never trust an Architect. They make up storeys.

#puns #punoftheday

[Yash Hariyani @jahapunhaha]

Other Gods and Goddesses are okay, but apna Christ-mas(t) hai. ✨💙🎄

Okay, bye. 🦥

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Christmas party scenes be like:

Indians: Jeene mera dil Luteya
Santa: Ho Ho

#Christmas

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Guys be like 😂

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A rhino prepared a PPT for self introduction. Not surprised that the first slide started with A(genda). 🦏

#puns #punoftheday

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Who called it “These are my two cents” and not “Do kaudi ka opinion”?

#wordplay

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Kya matlab halloween pe apne manager jaise dress up nahi kar sakte?