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29 | He/Him | Currently hyperfixating on TTRPGs. I dig my elbow into people for a living.

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One of my only memories of my dad is that he claimed to have invented this.

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Have you ever heard of anyone putting Potato Chips on a Sandwich?

[EmptyJr⭐️🔭🐝 (COMMS-Open) @Empty_jr]

awesome thing about Aotearoa is there are two green parrots, one is this lovely sweet giant- the other is a kea that will Pretend to be a kakapo specifically to rob tourists. It Will pickpocket you. It Will climb into your car and take things. They Purposely target passports

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Was getting a little flustered thinking I overcooked the potatoes and my bf goes “potatoes are very forgiving” and it was just so powerful I hope everyone can one day experience the forgiveness of a potato

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@inuyarasha_ @southseasml When I went there in 2010, their accents were indistinguishable from people on the mainland, and I assume that hasn’t changed in the last 16 years. Iirc, most of them leave the Chatham’s to attend high school, so I imagine that has something to do with it.

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Phenomenal name for a sex playlist

[tyler “llewyn” taing @tylerllewtaing]

woody is a ragdoll from the 1950s hes not listening to taylor swift

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My mother had me at 21 and two of my grandparents died before I entered high school. My dad died when I was 6. Focusing on stuff like this is only serves to maximise your own misery.

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People can die at any age, so there’s no guarantee that anyone will live to see you reach adulthood, no matter when you’re born.

[jess @slxthkween]

Can we not normalize having kids at 40? My parents had me at 40 and my Oma will never know the adult version of me.

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@HerDreadsRock Don’t most kids love doing stuff like that anyway? When I was that age I enjoyed packing my own lunch and doing my own laundry because it made me feel like a grown up.

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@thereisnobeth Yeah it’s fun, though the group is also phenomenal so they’d probably make any system fun.

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@inuyarasha_ Hell yeah, what kind? I need to get a new wooden one, since they last basically forever.

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@sacaeplains When a new game comes out, I’ll usually get obsessed and take my console with me everywhere, playing it on the bus, while cooking dinner, on my lunch break at work, etc.

There are only a couple of other game franchises that do that to me.

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@ps1loadscreen I somehow completely missed this story and have had to google it and it happened in a town I’ve never even heard of. I can’t tell if you’re exaggerating how widespread the story was or if I’m just very oblivious.

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@privatebirb @thereisnobeth I’ve never heard “cleaning sucks” described as moralism before.

[Abigail 🌹 @abigail1963]

Laser focused on the issues that Ani o Brien and 12 UK twitter accounts care deeply about 🙏🙏

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I think it’s easy to forget we all live in our own little bubbles sometimes. I remember the 2018 census making a big deal over the country being nearly 50% non-religious, when I’d have sworn on my life that that number was like 95%.

[Early Aotearoa New Zealand @ZealandEarly]

NZ religious denominations, 2001. Source: Wikipedia

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@thereisnobeth I grew up in the supposed Anglican part of the country and I don’t think I’d even heard of Anglicanism until I was like 20. I met like 5 religious people before adulthood and they were all Catholic.

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@thereisnobeth @cinderrpaw The last three times I’ve played 3.5 I went straight into Rage Mage, because yeah martials don’t get that much to do normally and Rage Mage is my favourite way to supplement a martial character with magic.