Cantankerous in Calgary

Bel homme assoiffé 🍻 | Bon vivant 🎩
Was YUL, now YYC, but never YYZ

[rd™ @Rudriguo]

A segurança da Casa Branca

[Cantankerous in Calgary @crabbyinCalgary]

Outstanding job on the two anthems tonight @brittymusic! Centre Bell atmosphere seemed unreal. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
#GoHabsGo

[Cantankerous in Calgary @crabbyinCalgary]

Looks like Canada just saved throwing away USD$1B that would just end up in that asshole’s pocket. Maybe we could give it to another phoney organization like Costanza’s Human Fund.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

President Trump says he’s withdrawing his invitation for Canada to join the Board of Peace.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Coming to a theater near you…

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

BREAKING 🚨

Donald Trump assembles his new 'Board of Peace'

[Cantankerous in Calgary @crabbyinCalgary]

Bravo Prime Minister

[Ab Gamble 🇨🇦, grateful Canadian.. @AbGamble1]

Carney insisted on writing this speech himself, he wanted the entire speech to come from his core...

[Cantankerous in Calgary @crabbyinCalgary]

Trump is just plagiarizing a 1951 agreement that is already in existence and pretending it’s his deal. Just like when Melania pretended to show why she was entitled to receiving an Einstein visa by plagiarizing Michelle Obama’s 2008 speech.

[Cantankerous in Calgary @crabbyinCalgary]

TACO! That’s all I have to say.
#TACOTrump

[Paul Almeida @AzorcanGlobal]

Two things the #Leafs & the Titanic have in common.
Both are in trouble when they hit the ice.
Both are at the bottom of the Atlantic.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

A fifty-one year old cosmonaut set a world space endurance record this week, after spending three hundred and sixty-seven days aboard the Russian space station MIR.

And also, as a side note, he also smashed his own masturbation record.

[Since Leafs Last Cup @LeafsIastCup]

21,292 days since a Cup.

2,002 days since losing to an AHL Zamboni driver.

54 days until starting another season of failure.

#LeafsForever

[Cantankerous in Calgary @crabbyinCalgary]

@YourAnonCentral That’s funny!

[Cantankerous in Calgary @crabbyinCalgary]

Happy I was able to tune into Global News at Noon on @GlobalCalgary. Looking good @sarahoffin ! 🔥 YAHOO
#CalgaryStampede

[Montreal Gazette @mtlgazette]

Letters: Why is Trump the felon allowed into Canada for G7 summit? https://t.co/yF40je7OTd

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

New upgrade on Air Force One:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s 2025 and there’s been one parade in Toronto…

For the Raptors

[Patrick @PatrickET]

there’s levels to this

[Rob @rob_thibeault]

The Toronto Maple Leafs lose AGAIN in game 7. Enjoy the closing moments to each loss over the past 12 years! Shoutout Justin Bieber

[Since Leafs Last Cup @LeafsIastCup]

Six Popes since the @MapleLeafs last won the @StanleyCup.

#LeafsForever