Dakota 🦋

my anxiety is chronic, but this ass is iconic

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

Hi, my names Dakota, and I’m a Cartwheel survivor.

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

I’m just wondering why the LGBTQ community has not taken back MAGA yet..? Make America gay again. Nothing would piss trump off more. I feel like there’s a very profitable missed opportunity here

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

@roboticjoey $dakotatrie

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

Yo @DICKS why you only send my bf one shoe 🧐

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

@chakidbest29 Venmo @ Dakota-stabinger 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

Just two dog snoots in .5 to bless your feed 😇

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

The amount of people who don’t know how to pronounce Gouda is astounding to me

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

@dominos ummm…this is the smallest “medium” pizza I’ve ever seen #whatthefuck apparently 10 3/4 inches is the new foot 🦶

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

I take back every bad thing I ever said about the lover album

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

I (accidentally) paid $17 for a shot of Jameson at the met tonight 🥴

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

Rae Dunn is the no. 1 reason I have trust issues

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

patiently waiting for their season 🎃

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

When Noah Kahan sings “I’ll dream each night of some version of you that I might not have but didn’t lose” I s2g my entire heart detaches from my body and sets itself in fire

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

Sent this to both my bosses last night and neither of them found it funny 😑

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

The highlight of my week is finding out a Chinese restaurant Eric and I often order delivery from accidentally has 3 different basic types of sushi rolls listed for $1 a piece 🥹

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

The absolute chokehold that All Too Well (10 minute version)(Taylor’s version)(from the vault) has on me is unreal

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

Logan quote of the day: “be careful in Florida, I heard the golden retrievers have scales down there” 🥴

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

Golden retrievers: 2
Dakota: 0

[Dakota 🦋 @crabbystabby]

I’ve decided that college basketball fans are the rudest people and my least favorite group to serve and no, I will not further explain