Crabby Librarian

Librarian by choice, crab by circumstance. ♠️Mx. She/they

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

Do you ever get dressed in the morning and think, "Okay, this is a little too librarian, even for me"? #librarylife

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

@rays__helll No ragerts

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

NO NOTES, ABSOLUTE PERFECTION

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

In the interest of fairness, the aro/ace community might be REALLY throwing off the curve here.

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

Y’all I am CRYING I am laughing so hard about how hilariously wrong Kirk Cameron is about public library events.

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

I just found out that Freshly is shutting down in January. I have been a regular customer since summer 2017. It has been my lifeline for years. If you know of a replacement that ships READY MADE meals, please hit me up.

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

Is it just me or was the public library your happy place when you were younger so you decided to work there and naturally you needed a new happy place and the craft store sounded good and now there’s all these craft supplies in your house dear god #LibraryTwitter

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

Unpopular Princess Diaries 3 opinion: I’d rather have a Disney+ series reboot that follows the books. I SAID WHAT I SAID. MICHAEL MOSCOWITZ FOREVER

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

I would like to also point out this is why I reject the “Mina’s into Dracula” reading because like Jonathan is obviously dumb as shit and basically on his deathbed and she’s like “*sigh* but he’s MY idiot” and marries him anyway.

[Zach Wurtenberger🎺 @zachwurt]

I ended high school with a school shooting 20 minutes away from me in Parkland, and now I'm ending college with a school shooting 20 minutes away in St. Louis.
Nothing has changed, and nothing will change as long as half our lawmakers are owned by the NRA. It's just disgusting.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

According to @stlpublicradio, there were SEVEN security officers inside the St. Louis school, but the gunman was still able to bring a long gun to the third floor where he murdered two people and wounded seven others.

It’s the fucking guns.

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

FUCK THESE GUYS TOO

[ThreeOnePour @ThreeOnePour]

Just know, that after 2 1/2 hours neither @Eric_Schmitt or @GovParsonMO could be bothered to have an Intern update their social media with a statement offering condolences to the families of the victims of todays school shooting in St. Louis.

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

FUCK THIS GUY.

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

Devastating news in St. Louis. I’m grateful for the swift response of local law enforcement. My office is in contact with local authorities and we stand ready to offer all assistance possible

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

Not enough facepalm emojis in the world. #LibraryTwitter

https://t.co/xQADKeEPaw

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

That’s it. That’s the show.

[delaney @delaneypaje]

me watching next weeks team black finale #HouseOfTheDragon

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

Words cannot describe the extent of the exasperated sigh I'm making right now. #LibraryTwitter #ThisIsCensorship #Really
https://t.co/4wTCWBxxhB

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

You really have to appreciate that that @MerriamWebster brings receipts.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

It appears that someone used the word ‘irregardless’ on television last night, and as a result many people are feeling all sorts of rumbustious today.

We’d like to take this opportunity to welcome any questions you have about this word.

You may not like the answers.

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

This is a Nicholas Sparks novel in real life.

[Electra Rhodes - writes a bit/archaeologises a bit @electra_rhodes]

Tube on strike, I dawdled to Paddington on Friday. Passing the old wrought iron sign for Pizza Express, I was reminded of an event 30+ years ago, when I got caught up in a drama that resulted in a divorce, two marriages and many changed lives.

It began with a heart attack 🧵

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

@brambleLore Sorry that site is NOT ND friendly JFC. You can find knockoffs on Amazon.

[Crabby Librarian @crabinthestacks]

@brambleLore Yes, but only when I’m trying to fall asleep.

My roommate is a fan of Calm Strips— you can stick them anywhere and they’re pretty subtle.

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