self congratulator

learned blacksmith

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@ThatEricAlper Hold My Life

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

hunter biden: Americans don’t want tariffs or war. They want security when they’re sick. Good jobs. Fair pay.

guy in replies: your just another liberal pedo elite addicted to stealing our money

hunter biden: i’m addicted to CRACK bitch

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Pride 🌈

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@CookingHub_ thats not a sandwich, thats a bread omelette. i'd smash tho.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

a scene from the crumbling marriage of two auctioneers

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@steelydante its a phenomenal CD

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@skyler_higley @MikeBirnigglia this cast is loaded

[Northampton Volkswagen @NorthamptonVW]

We were very starstruck! Congratulations to Jay Mascis from Dinosaur Jr. on your #Golf #ILoveItHereNoHoVW

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@FranziaMom absolutely but i'll miss the shitpost tweets if you do. come to hartford tho!

[self congratulator @crabscience]

my fiancee will never understand yeezus and that's ok

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@NotaBurnerr007 yes but bad breakfast sausage is worse than bad bacon

[self congratulator @crabscience]

I hate this tweet style. No I don't know who this is.

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

only one artist comes to mind and we all know who this is

[Linear Labs @LinearLabs]

Stevie Wonder recording "As" during the making of Songs in the Key of Life, 1976. A song about unconditional love, and one of the most transcendent recordings of his career.

[dylan @narrenhut]

Just figured out that you can “Pharrell remix” any song on Spotify by tapping it five times at the appropriate tempo

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@Velindraqq but in his defense it doesnt HAVE to be that chalant. a butterknife would do the trick lol

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@i_zzzzzz how you feel about cold soups?

[self congratulator @crabscience]

@uncle_authority @OrangeFreddyG Jewish delivery ngl