When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea... Lucy. Alice. CDs. Vinyl. Beer. Trainers. My Defender.
World Book Day never fails to highlight the phenomenon that a huge number of British parents have never read a book.
“Here’s a pic of Kayden (dressed as a Minion) and Jayden (in his United kit) going to school for world book day”