Jeff Stewart

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

If I was single I’d have a flesh light and a VR porn addiction

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

@philinsendai I just binged “The Brothers War in less than 5 business days. You’re doing the lords work sir.

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

@Enterprise I won’t rent a car from you ever again. Take @luisjgomez off the Blacklist. You run a sketchy company.

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

You can still get abortions. You just have to get impregnated by a married politician.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Just beautiful.

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

@naynaybranham @JessicaKirson You don’t know shit

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

I couldn’t remember B.O.B.’s name so I googled “Flat Earth Rapper”

it worked

[🌅Androktona🌅 @IAmAndroktona]

@EricRubenLaw Whelp. There goes the last teacher ever. It was a dying profession; soon it will be dead.

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

#randomthought Gynosaur, it’s like a dinosaur but, well you know.

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

This squirrel wants his fair one

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

3FN beer tasting results. Top ➡️ Bottom. Tune in November 1st to hear @3FNMark and I taste beer and roast our ladies in real time.

[Writing is my Passion 🖋 @thuottes]

@3FNJeff

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

3FN Live #livepodcast #TwitterSpaces https://t.co/di4lY5n8Qc

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

3 First Names Live!!! This is a live podcast recording. Come hang out and listen. https://t.co/di4lY5n8Qc

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

@bedtimejeff sell me your handle please

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

“Squid Game” is just Korean “Hunger Games” which is just American “Battle Royal” #SquidGame

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

There’s no way to look cool wearing a mask, not even at a rave.

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

I’m coming to the sad realization that I’ve reached the age where I need to start keeping an eye on my sodium intake

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

@ghettoduk @AIapalucci If you think of a trans joke as punching down, then logically I would have to assume that you think of trans people as a lesser class, no?

[Jeff Stewart @crackamico]

The Strokes - Is This It

[Curtis Dewar @curtiscsquared]

What was the first *Vinyl* you ever purchased? Not CD, not digital, but vinyl.