your little glowing friend

Okay. Alright. So now what?

[your little glowing friend @crackassbastard]

I want the kids in bed by nine, I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman..no more cheese!

[BMcArthur @bmcarthur20]

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.

"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive.

A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.

You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.

Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.

Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.

And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging, insurrectionist, running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.

And you're calling Greenland poorly run?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.

'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.

And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.

So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth."

This was published by Annalise B Winterborne on TikTok.

#DemsUnited

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

RT for the chance to win a mini helmet signed by our Walter Payton Man of the Year 💫

#WPMOYChallenge + @idjmoore

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

You literally can't make this stuff up.

While Trump illegally denied food to 42 million low-income Americans, including 16 million kids, he hosted a lavish "Great Gatsby" party for his billionaire pals at his country club.

This is oligarchy at its ugliest. We must fight back.

[your little glowing friend @crackassbastard]

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[Klitschko @Klitschko]

Fear Factor = Offering a public opinion about a nation, but not able to discuss your opinion and facts with another public figure of the nation you had the opinion about. We would only meet in the podcast ring not in the boxing ring. Let’s do it! What are you waiting for? @joerogan

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

In their own words.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Possibly the single best moment of any State of the Union ever. Absolutely masterful.

[your little glowing friend @crackassbastard]

@JoJoFromJerz High Anxiety hands down.

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

When Republicans took power in 2010, they defunded the IRS so it would be easier for their ultra-wealthy donors to cheat taxes. Families have since been dealing with delays, and big corporations have been pocketing billions in taxes they owe under the law each year. (1/3)

[your little glowing friend @crackassbastard]

@JoeyMulinaro 🤣

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Donald Trump is "Truthing" that he's going to sue @ProjectLincoln.

I have words for him.

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

This is important to get out to as many people as possible.

[Rafael Anchía @RafaelAnchia]

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's truck inspection policy created a logjam at the border that resulted in $240 million of spoiled produce. #TXLege https://t.co/76RhOWtuGU

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Everyone needs to watch this. This should be a much bigger story.

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

they made a robot out of my discharge

[your little glowing friend @crackassbastard]

Check out Corey Bricker's video! #TikTok https://t.co/8h1kXcJAHt

[your little glowing friend @crackassbastard]

Thank you Meshuggah for spending 2,213 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/HMwNWkCyQx