reverend berkeley malibu

world’s first poet. lover of the ocean and symbolism. arbiter of good and evil. walker of a higher path. ivf baby. tilting at windmills champion 2018, 2025.

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

got a 24 year old homie who realized she has bpd because of verity

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

got a 22 year old homie who genuinely cried to verity

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

got a 22 year old homie who genuinely cried to verity

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

got a 24 year old homie who’s genuinely afraid of verity

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

you guys don’t get saying “you guys don’t get it like i do” like i do

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

@coppernick38 there are only like 6 characters i like playing and my aim isn’t good enough to be a vindicta or paradox main

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

got my 15 wins on rat king and decided i don’t want to be a rat king AND graves player so now we’re just going straight to learning ivy instead of ranked

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

@coppernick38 i’ve tried but i genuinely don’t like playing almost all of the deadlock cast and billy is included

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

when i get 10+ deaths on venator i start flagellating to get in character

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

i am a venator main i don’t just play stupid people champs

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@nathansatannn @car_sicc

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@nathansatannn @car_sicc grrrr

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

@car_sicc waow

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@626642_ you could have traded w me i was still registered to vote in pennsylvania this year by accident

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

can i still vote i was busy yesterday

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

aim assist

[reverend berkeley malibu @crackedandsaved]

gas station i just went to didn’t carry lucky strikes

[o.O @xcxcel]

the way we now live in a world where league of legends is the Least evil computer pvp game available

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

It starts getting dark at 5pm and I turn into Jason Molina