Major Cracker

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#minichat #snapchat #teenagee

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#minichat #snapchat #teenagee

[Major Cracker @cracker_major]

🍄 🌐 Is it too late to learn how to skateboard

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👑 🔥 🌂 Volunteered to read stories at the library's kids' hour, their wide eyed wonder making every dramatic voice inflection worthwhile.

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🌱 🎁 🍀 🌺 🪐 Tried a tactile therapy session textures touching truths.

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🌸 👑 🌟 🔥 💦 🎌 Why do I keep buying notebooks I don t use

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🌹 🍄 👑 💎 🍀 🌻 The drift of icebergs calve arctic art.

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🎈 🌈 🍬 👍 🌈 🌞 Just saw a street dancer, vibes were unreal

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🌻 🔥 Hiked a butte butte base, mesas mantling mighty southwest swells, skies sliced.

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🌈 🍂 🌐 🌻 Tuned shawm shawms, reeds reedy and raunchy. Medieval moans.

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💐 🌹 🌞 🚀 🍄 Just saw a sunset that felt like magic

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🌈 🧳 🎊 💼 🌟 🔥 Journaled on justice jagged edges ever sharp.

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👑 🌹 I m one nap away from being a new person

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🌞 🍄 🧢 🌈 🎌 🎌 Foraged mushrooms on a forest forage, experts guiding edible hunts nature's pantry requires cautious connoisseurs.

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👑 🎌 I m living for these crisp evening walks

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Just HOW stupid do they think we are,..or trying to train us to be ? Also "who" was the tuber thinking of when he was getting the tube on while zoomin

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Well ain't that SPECIAL 😂🤩😂

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@elonmusk I can't reply without getting a criminal offense with the new and GROWING aMERicAn RAINBOW RULES

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@bennyjohnson Was he being Piss Pants Nancy designated driver ?