Jack 💎

Oxford 🏠 🍔

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[AKW @allkanyewest]

Like this.

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

@Keir_Starmer Fool.

[CarefreeFC @RhysCarefree]

@BBCBreaking Yet we allow terrorists in

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

@CPhilpOfficial Don’t be a melt

[Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 @JeremyVineOn5]

"I think we should allow him to come over..."

The panel clash on whether Kanye West should be allowed to come to the UK and perform at the Wireless festival later this year.

@IsabelWebster | Jemma Forte | @linmeitalks | #JeremyVine

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

@WirelessFest @PayPalUK @PepsiUK Don’t cancel @kanyewest

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

@PokemonStockUK Phantasmal flames 🔥

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

FT: 1-1

We officially draw against one of the worst teams in Premier League history, comical...

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

@rickygervais Politics on sky comedy. Utter gold! #allthekingshorses

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

He’s got to go @ManUtd

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Alejandro Garnacho currently sitting at home laughing hysterically in the middle of a cloud of vape smoke

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

@demetrimitche11 Hol up
The recipe
Squabble up
ADHD

Thank me later

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Benjamin Šeško to Manchester United, here we go! 🔴

Agreement club to club reached with RB Leipzig for €76.5m plus €8.5m add-ons.

Šeško agreed terms until 2030.

Šeško made clear on Tuesday that he wanted #MUFC, deal now reality.

New striker for Amorim 🇸🇮

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

@demetrimitche11 Morten gamst pederson

[Jack 💎 @crackerj27_]

@markgoldbridge Do you even support United?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We missed the Kobbie goal graphic in the madness but Mainoo levelled it up and then HARRY MAGUIRE headed in to make it 5-4!

What is happening?! 🤯

#MUFC || #UEL

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Real Madrid have never suffered such humiliation as being accused of being “Tottenham in disguise"

[Luke Littler @LukeTheNuke180]

FINALLYYYY💥💪🏼

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Fully believe that if Mbappe and prime Messi signed for Man United this summer, they'd score 6 combined goals in 50 games and both end up being packed off to Rayo Vallecano on loan