Nikita

Woke in the streets
A Pope in the sheets

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

When you don't fall under 'Thicc' but you also don't fall under 'Skinny', you fall under 'Funny'.

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

@aryaaforreal And bald. No offence to bald folks😔

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

I’m 23 years old and this 38 year old guy asked me out for coffee. Life has been funny to say the least

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

Went through my old tweet. I think my sadness made me funny. Now I’m just happy and unfunny. Should I text him?

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

@aryaaforreal I like my chocolate like my men

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

Us when

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

@aryaaforreal Gift vapis de chal

[arya @aryaaforreal]

@crackersonbed The time has arrived

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

She’s back and she’s got a lot to yap about

[Ankur Warikoo @warikoo]

This made me cry :)

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

In all seriousness, I do love 'Faded' by Alan Walker but PLEASE stop using it as a bg music for your 1 min hack videos.

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

@wtfishdis Spill

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I think I might have to strip to pay for my tuition someday.

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

I want the "moh moh ke dhage" trope but all I get is the "Heer toh badi sad hai" trope.

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

I love you but if you make the "pch pch" sound while chewing, imma get aggressive.

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

How to feel okay when all your homies are dating someone? Community third wheel feeling aa raha ahi.

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

Besties who drink their milk with the 'malai'/'saai' on it, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

@_vidhidoshi And then after all this it takes an oily consistency. Sigh

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

Am I the only person who doesn't have softened butter at home? I only have that brick of a butter in that flimsy container in the fridge.

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

A lot of my trauma could've been avoided had I come out as gay sooner. Sigh.

[Nikita @crackersonbed]

I have taken a break from Instagram. It's officially my twitter shitpost era.