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Failed 7th grade/owner of big 12 literature degree

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@VanLathan society is failing levels of glaze

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Per @SethWickersham: When Bill Belichick and the Patriots divorced in 2024, Sean Payton considered presenting Broncos owner Greg Penner a proposal for the ages: Hire Belichick as head coach until he reached 15 wins, enough to break Don Shula's career record of 347. Payton would temporarily step down to assistant head coach and run the offense, then move back after Belichick became the all-time leader. In the end, it was too complicated -- and maybe too fanciful.

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@TylerIAm

[Brian Baldinger @BaldyNFL]

in Thailand it gives a new meaning to Elephants on Parade...First time for everything #BaldysBreakdowns

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hearing reports of no

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Chet holmgren you have 12 points can you finish with 20+

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@NorthernIion_LP

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

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@ThunderFilmRoom Not enough aggression displayed in Games 1 and 2 for me to think they’re surviving the opening burst from the Spurs. Can almost guarantee Chet and IHart are going to be in foul trouble.

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people acting like they’re done with Star Wars like they won’t freak out when a single X shows up in Star Wars font and they slowly zoom out on it with the Star Wars music playing. I know what you people are

[bogoljub @P_Funk36]

dickriding being a paid partnership…van Lathan was right

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It might start when the Knicks-Spurs Finals starts. Wemby’s basically Goliath, but that’s too obvious to say. So instead, we’ll get articles from all the people at the Ringer that are too boring to have a podcast about how the Spurs are bad for ratings.

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Wemby probably isn’t going to deserve the amount of hate he’s going to get in a couple years from now but boy is it coming. People are going to eventually get used to seeing him and then once the novelty wears off for them, they’ll find any little thing to criticize.

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The Spurs are going to be so dominant that 29 (or I guess 31) other fan bases will declare them bad for the league and then that outcry will incentivize 29 other Locked On podcasts to whine, complain, and debase themselves with made up narratives.

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@BannedMacMahon On the broadcast it looked like he got fouled and yelled “I don’t need it”

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Ajay Mitchell lowkey top 5 most attractive players in the league

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@E_Dilla get boerk’d kid

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Bron might have to be in the retirement home before I believe he couldn’t beat this rockets team

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coast to coast is my favorite elliot smith song but from a basement on the hill is a mcu-coded album title

[Alex Skopic @alexskopic]

"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

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if I was trapped on a boat with people asking me when I’m gonna play Persona, I’d for sure cobain myself

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

dont forget about the $5 discount tho

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loudon wainwright iii on the lowly tourist

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Going crazy on A’ja Wilson overs when the next WNBA season hits. She might get 100 on the studs

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@ThunderFilmRoom for some reason I have more faith when Lu shoots than when Joe shoots, I could be crazy tho