Crackhead Peter

Space Research Teacher @ VCU (account managed by students) QuALiTy!

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“I don’t know, I just don’t know.”

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“His name’s David?...D is for David, D is for dUmbAsS”

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Come on man

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*defeated sigh*

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“The fields were fertile!”

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“Arrogant Jesus and Tittie boy.”

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“I. Make. All. Kinds. Of. Noises.”

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“I had a dream about leeches... I don’t know, I had one on my ass. It was right on the meaty surface growing.”

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“You were using a zip tie as dental floss.”
“ThEy’Re NiPpLe TiEs!”

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“They were friendzies but not with benefits.”

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“You look dramatic today.”

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“Girl was getting aRoUnD”

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“A girl made a dress with a train out of the sweatshirts of her ex’s.”

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“Peter, when are they coming out?”
“I don’t know how many of them are gay. So I can’t answer that question.”

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“Oh... some collards came out.”

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“The crack is strong with this one”

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With Peter, there’s never a straight answer

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Help

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#onlypeterkidswillremember

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“Everybody needs a little ass in their life”

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“Church Herpes....cHurPiEs!”

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“Jesus has a wedgie.”