Josh Blevins

Sometimes I'm good at fixing things.

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@discolando Your grandmother had fine crystal glasses.
My grandmother has this.
We are not the same.

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@discolando https://t.co/63S0kRhkyC

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@discolando while leaning against a railing installed by the lowest bidder, 9 floors up, taking a selfie from over said railing.

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@PFTompkins Now Paul, he's a pastor. So it's pastor dumbass, which, coincidentally, is what he yells he can't get when he's stuck driving behind the ladies.

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@discolando You rented a U-haul to move to England?

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@discolando

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@discolando @wreimers @____skim You guys use your fingers?

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@wreimers Miss you too! Haven't made 'em in a while, but I started adding a fried egg on top and I think I might have improved it. I mean, I know improved it for ME, but I haven't fed one to anybody else to know for sure.

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@wreimers STUFF AND NONSENSE!

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@discolando It's a new year and I resolved to only say nice things and now this tweet is literally killing me.

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@discolando Went on once at night. Had a boat to myself and all I could think about was the end of the world and I was the only one left. Felt like Charlton Heston in Omega Man or Planet of the Apes. If you have the means, I highly recommend. That ride is what you make it.

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@discolando https://t.co/izYNwIdbeH

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@discolando YOU TEMPT FATE. I literally just got done double-sided foam taping a fan to my usb3 connector to cool down my nvme drive. Try THAT with your fancy-pants water thingy.

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@discolando Microcenter in Tustin, yo. Just had a grand reopening, too. Looked pretty stocked from what I saw.

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Earlier in the day, she saw a jet do this:

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Also, like this:

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Today was gramma's 94th birthday and it went like this:

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@discolando Head so big, took his eyes this long to grow into it.