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The naked man fears no pickpocket

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

computa, give the person reading this a food allergy

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@DissidentWire dork is a pedophile and a confederate. pick a struggle

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@jondelarroz @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Wife beater says what?

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@Jukobut3 red button because the profound, near-incomprehensible human suffering he unleashed on the world created problems we're still dealing with today

[Thel @ThelVanDamne]

Arguing with Halo 3 fans is like arguing with flat earthers/young earth creationists

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@Mangalawyer crying about virtual boobies because you dont see any in real life lol

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@1ssve $15 for a marg in a small cup

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

graduated with my bachelor's last year debt free and I will finish my master's debt free

[☥ @sahbarbii_]

maybe i’m just jealous but i find it a little in poor taste when ppl brag abt graduating debt free idk

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@DiscussingFilm No color no lighting

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

Boomer at work today crashed out over a microwave

[a good friend @jigglylove8]

boomers are now discovering that actually the younger generations do not see them as wise and respectable but instead as evil and retаrded

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@F13thFranchise Huge day for overweight 40 year olds in the midwest that dont play about my chemical romance

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@Variety Extremely common Taylor Sheridan L

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@ScubaSerb I'm a wise man

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@GnySgtKabar It shall never die

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

So i can restock my skincare supplies, get a new silk sheet set, and lock her out of her iPad for 2,000 years

[🧚🏽 @sonaadiaw]

wtf is niggas obsession w coming to a girl house ????????

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@RohanKarMooN Peak campaign peak game

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@DVSGains When you get addicted to Temu fentroids and have an overdose-induced heartattack in the squat rack and lowkirkenuinely die in front of fine shyt

[𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐞 @crackm0de]

@SolRadiant7 I usually slam a plain waffle or two on the way to the gym in the morning before work

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

They fucking killed you if you didn’t laugh at the stupid bacon jokes in 2009. I saw a gaggle of millennials tear a man apart without mercy