Crackshitz

Sick,twisted, and sexy af! What up?!

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I think government has gotten entirely too big for its britches.

At least that's what the guys in my militia tell me.

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Any joke that involves a grown person yelling 'fuck you' at a baby makes me laugh every time.

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@MonicaBeletsky @PFTompkins That is fucking amazing! Go dad

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I lovin' this

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Working hard signing these blank documents...
Ladies and gentlemen,
Your president
#trump #potus #funny

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#lespaul #guitar #rickygervais an original. I think it's funny. Don't give a damn what anybody says. 🤘😉🤘

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#comethefuckon I guess I'm most likely right. #amyschumer #ijustwanttobeheard.

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How the fuck does #potus get 2263 likes in 12 minutes on that pic of his shit eating grin holding death in his hands.
#fake #arms #dickhead #death

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#potus you probably won't respond but please talk to me like a man. I'm sure you get all sorts crazy hate mail. I try hard to respect your position. It's difficult. I'm struggling to understand where you're coming from... #donaldtrump #answers #proveyourelistening

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@Samanthajohnny0 @MelindaTHug_ I want so much to laugh but that's untreated mental illness. #mentalillness
#sad #funny

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#potus what the hell are you doing? You're looking like a god damn idiot right now. You are the president man. This isn't The Apprentice. Please think for yourself. A real man would. #trending #craycray #sarahsilverman

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Fake ass followers who don't have jobs sitting at home watching for this fuck. You know god damn well they're making more than us too

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#punk #rock #sexpistols #johnnyrotten
#sid

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Make this person your friend.

Then you will appear sober in any compromising situation. #potus #zoltan
#getdougwithhigh

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Shitting one's pants is never a good start to any vacation !

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#merrychristmas #weedlove

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Jesus. Getting so ripped up with all this shit. I guess I just shake now. Wtf

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@Advil @PFTompkins Fucking beautiful bro!

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Marriage is nothing more than a business deal. Hope she realizes she won't have insurance anymore. #Cunt

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"The one" is a fucking lie.