what are taoling doing today?

posting (in)correct hu tao x xiangling quotes whenever i feels like. not a bot but yes i only act like a bot here. dm if you want to submit quotes. — 👻🌶️。

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

🌶️: You love me, right, Hu Tao?

👻: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

🌶️: ☺️

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

🌶️: why are you like this...

👻 doing the bridge pose with guoba on top of her tummy: like what? 😄 Your girlfriend?

🌶️: I don't know you.

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

(slight nsfw)

🌶️: Hu Tao... What do you like about me? Why are you dating me?

👻: *Stares at Xiangling's boobs* 🫣

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

Yaoyao: Xiangling! why does Hu Tao-neesan call you babygi—

🌶️: Ekhem! Let's stop talking for a while~!

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

👻: I have a crush

🌶️: Oh good

👻: ... on you

🌶️: Ooh cool
Wait, what???????????

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

👻: I love you.

🌶️: Did you just hit your head???

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

(ft Zhongli as the babysitter)

👻: Xiangling was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some, sigh.

🔶: ... Why?

🌶️: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it!

👻: Xiangling, you ate a pyro slime..

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

👻: *Accidentally hits Xiangling in the face*

👻: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

👻: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

🌶️: What’s wrong with you?!

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

👻: Good morning Xiangling~ do you know what did the evil chicken lay? It's Deviled Eggs!

🌶️:

🌶️: Hu Tao, it's 3am. Go back to sleep.

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

🌶️: I want you—

👻: I'm all yours~

🌶️: ... To shut up. (is actually embarrassed)

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

👻: What am I supposed to do while you're gone

🌶️: ... What do you usually do when I'm gone

👻: Wait for you to come back

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

🌶️: So what’s for dinner?

👻, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret. 😁

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

🌶️: Hu Tao... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

👻: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

🌶️:

🌶️: I wrote sanitize, Hu Tao.

[what are taoling doing today? @cracktaoling]

👻: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

🌶️: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

👻: Absolutely not.