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[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Parrot's raincoat.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

My favorite part of this song is when Vanessa asks the listener if they’ve eaten, not because she’s making sure you’re taken care of, but because if you pass out while dancing with her at the club YOU WILL get left behind

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paper towel commercials are so fake; it's always a kid spilling juice, never like a cat throwing up.

[breebunn @breebunn]

when the fajitas do not come out sizzling

[abbie ⁺˖˚°❀.ೃ࿔* @DEEPINTHEWILL0W]

crying my eyes out wdym a silly little dog has come and sat by my feet on the train

[saweeeties @saweeeties]

tiramisu french toast with vanilla mascarpone and cocoa espresso creme

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unfortunately this marketing works in me

[TheRealMattC @TheRealMattC]

Love that my local AMC dresses up Nicole for all the big releases

[40000 @accidentalgap]

Can I have a pleaseburger cheese FUCK that’s not what I meant I’m so sorry

[boywife ⋆ ★ @jaeIeon]

does NASA know i’m the star they’re looking for

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Da snow is falling and da cookies are calling.

[佳 @ciannamongal]

matcha tiramisu with two little snowmen under a tree was all it took to make me fold…

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me on my way to FUCKING GET YOU

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

I don’t have an advent calendar so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

People hate apple juice for attention

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

“Back when time didn’t matter”
An oil painting