CradleMeNuts

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When you get reminded to verify your email and it's [email protected]

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A brand new day to—

grow, transform, elevate,
evolve and vibrate higher

—Hitachi Magic Wand

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@HillaryClinton I hope you win tonight #ImWithHer

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@emgriffiths12 when you rather have a big dq chicken strip basket rather than some of those little nuggets. #needitlongneedithotnready

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@michwaxman yas #nocastingcouchcanholdusdown

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When you cum so much the red carpet becomes the white road #KholesAMA

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#5HonAMAs oh boy slitting my wrists in anticipation

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@hongerface I've never experienced the feeling of being all in

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@DeeAwssumPossum @michwaxman @MBrule94 I have no memory of this feeling

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When you're doing a doc about windmills and the locals say you still blow more than them :(

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Getting sassed by teenage girls, I be like bitch please. I've got more culture growing between my legs than you do in your whole body

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Roses are red, so are your lips.
Sit on my face, and wiggle your hips
#gameofthrones

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When the sound guy has a speech about mixing and your only experience is cum in your mouth

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When your nuts get spiked and the score goes up a million kills

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When you finish in your hands and someone walks in before you can clean #justmoisterizing #aveeno #smoothskin

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1.8 people die every second and 4.2 are born, think about how easily your mistakes will be replaced by two legged mistakes #peptweet

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@OfficialACTalk nothing more intimidating than mounting everest, hardest part always getting the pants off first

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@OfficialACTalk when television labels people as vaginapowers is when I feel intimidated

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Walk into the club like whaddup I got a small cock, arms jumped up gonna stop attending boyscouts

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🎵Here cums the sun, and I'm drowning🎵