Rebekah Long

Married to the money.... just kidding married to Tyler, which is much more enriching.

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

Depression doesn't just go away. It's not something that one week you feel and the next you don't. 6.9% of the WORLDS pop has depression

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

It’s been so long since I’ve been on here I forgot I was pretending to be a kardashian

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice Or Having Him Run For Senate https://t.co/zwHjF9DF45

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

#NewProfilePic

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

@UberFacts My boy Hartley

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

@SharylAttkisson Sheryl I’m going to eat these

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

@chrissyteigen Actually I looked the toy up and it’s supposed to be a gigantasaurus but it looks more like the tarbosaurus

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

@chrissyteigen It’s a tarbosaurus

[༺𝒢𐀔𝒥༻ @gothjafar]

the joker before blowing up a bus in gotham

[Isley @IsleyResistance]

I just got laid off from Twitter this morning with no notice. I was the lead software engineer responsible for the feature that keeps the same 6 people on your feed when you follow 1000s

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

@witchernetflix @netflix @Metallica Petition for Joseph Quinn to be in the next season of the Witcher.

[Russell Crowe @russellcrowe]

Taking the kids to see my old office

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

@KyleSimchuk @KREM2 Why do all of these men look like undercover cops lol

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

My 5 year old is trying to talk to me about @TheRock but he doesn’t know his name. So he described him as the man with boobies and a basketball head. I’m so sorry🤣🤣🤣

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

@helen I agree with all of this. But Ben Stiller was and still is at the top of my list.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

@amb_lynn Botthhhh

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

What happens to the bugs that fly up your nose and don’t come out? I know I’m not the only one??

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

It feels like every time I go out I end up having a kid overwhelmed by something and throwing a fit. It was nice to be told I wasn’t alone and to also be given advice without being talked down to.

[Rebekah Long @craft_long]

My daughter threw a fit while we were out today and ended up smacking me in front of a bunch of people. Instead of making me feel worse about her behavior a man watching told me he remembered when his girl was a toddler and was still learning how to deal with her emotions.