CraftBeer Bear

Just your average, craft beer drinking, tweeting bear. All opinions are my own and should not necessarily be attributed to my ursine brethren.

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Totally “borrowing” this in the future: “But they put their Choose A Name cart before their Take A Moment And Look It Up First horse.” With proper attribution, of course, @stonegreg.

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Imagine what the “Black Lagers Matter” brewer could have added to the current conversation...

Oh dear, no, don’t.

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@dontdrinkbeer F6A or you can’t quarantine with me.

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The only thing worse than the zombie apocalypse is the executive order apocalypse.

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Shelter-in-place got you down? Try hibernating, brah.

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Choosing a craft sixer/4-er from the local gas-and-go mart seemed like a GoT episode. Who deserves assistance? Who should survive? Many worthy beers left in the cooler, hoping to be adopted. May my choice be brewing still in 6 months.

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@LongBeachCity @LongBeachMayor @LBHealthDept Please issue written guidance ASAP, so business owners can react appropriately and fully comprehend the guidance.

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@hopnotes @BeerInsights That would be one way for MillerCoors / MolsonCoors to deal with the Keystone suit.

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Sometimes I go looking for raisins in the cupboard. And instead I find a half-kilo of nettle leaf. Is my wife not telling me something?

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Damnit. I might actually like hard kombucha.

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Doing yoga after a whiskey flight is a risky proposition.

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On a roller coaster, the way down is more fun than the way up. This is not true in real life. #RollerCoastersLie

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Time to switch from appropriate to appros pirate.

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Is it weird to retweet yourself? I dunno, was hibernating.

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How about instead of taking “craft back,” we #TakeCraftForward?

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Was cleaning out my “following” list. But I will never unfollow @jacques_pepin I don’t care if he hasn’t tweeted in ages. #HopeForWisdom

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@PintsandPanels Surpringly, they do. (Still odd, tho.) Do they also comment on your lack of a beard?

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Why does any company bother to issue a _real_ press release on 4/1?

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A loophole is a noose in waiting.

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How about instead of taking “craft back,” we #TakeCraftForward?

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WholeFoodsPrime is gonna make beer delivery interesting. May you live in interesting delivery zones.