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The good/bad movies of cinematic history. Part of the @justenoughtrope network

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@Darren_Mooney I thought the film itself was merely OK but it did accomplish the feat of making me eager to see Sir Patrick Stewart get shot in the face

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@Darren_Mooney This is terminally anime-brained

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@Darren_Mooney Infinite Christus

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Seconds: a film where a man learns that a new name and a new face don't add up to a new destiny. Another great screening at the @TrylonCinema.

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Eyes Wide Shut, a wacky summer romp in the vein of After Hours or O.C. & Stiggs

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*sigh*
https://t.co/qykm8zScwy

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Hey, what about no?
https://t.co/lav1DNZYbn

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@Darren_Mooney Especially when it was one OK seventies horror film

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How about "don't"? https://t.co/hpfktkd9DF

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@Darren_Mooney Someone MUST have said this somewhere in the last few years, but I just want to get it out there...aren't the trains in the beginning of the film also a reference to how the relative motion of trains was instrumental in helping Einstein develop his theories on time and space?

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Oh good, Night of the Hunter with jump scares. Perfect.
https://t.co/8LCUb1Ds5E

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@Darren_Mooney "It's called the Water of Life, Tone. It's the bile of the newborn worms of Arrakis and it lets the Kwisatz Haderach access a place terrifying to women."

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Thank God the Sun has never printed anything true.

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As far as the next James Bond is concerned, it seems the name’s Taylor-Johnson, Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Or at least that’s what British tabloid The Sun would have us believe https://t.co/X1o3TR6PE9

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Love Lies Bleeding is...not good. But that's good. Why can't there be messy, rote thrillers about LGBTQ people too? I'd honestly call it a small but important step towards equality.

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All movies now look like movies that would be "movies" in a movie.

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@Darren_Mooney It just pulls out and they're going into Argylle

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FINALLY, someone is going to make a movie about the trials at Nuremberg. In my judgment, this will be a classic!
https://t.co/ID2HXayW9V

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You'll be relieved to hear that as a white man with no role in the film industry, I have nothing to say about the Barbie nominations.

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C'mon you guys, cinema and TV can't *both* be dead