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Girl - uparwale ki kripa
Maths graduate student
Content creator or shayar - by passion and profession
baaki jaanke kya karoge??

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*me to my friend *
Me- tu izzat kiya kar meri aise waise log mujhe follow nahi karte
Friend - to kaise log karte hai
Me - aise

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*after tiktok unbanned news*
Girls - shein bhi ban se hata do please
Le government -

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If you're not posted any diwali pic with diya's and light's.

Than i love you😂

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Virginity is a marriage gift

This generation has turned that into a birthday gift. 💯

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Pubg aagaya to aagaya
Par behen....ye tiktok nahi aana chahiye

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*she removes her jeans*
She - make me, feel like a wife
*he also removes his jeans*
He -

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Friend - be tu itna chutiya kyu hai
Me -

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Me-I need someone in my life who care's as much as Mr. Bean care's for his teddy
Friend - koi nahi milega
Me-

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Me - bhai yaar ek room ka jugaad kar na
Friend - haan ho to jaaye par
Me -

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@ChandanDhaka @Zvieraa Pyara❤️

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Crush- suno
Me - bolo
Crush - kuch nahi
Le Me :

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*When my friend is copying from my answer sheet*
Friend : bhai thik se rakh dikh nahi raha
Me :

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Aaj unhe bhi "happy karwa chauth" jo apne oooommmmaaaa guuuu turu lob ke liye fast hai
Le me :

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Me : you know girl who send voice messages without hesitation are wife material 😌
She : kaise
Me :

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She - have you got any experience of s*x ?
He - kuch khaas nahi bas ek baar uski wajah se paida zaroor hua hu

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Not having any topic to talk with your favorite person but himmat karke 'hi' bhejne par bhi ye aajkal ek nayi bakch*di hojati

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She : Jitna mere papa meri mummy se darte hai na , utna mera banda bhi mujhse dare
Isn't it romantic?
He :

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He : kya kar rahi ho?
She : sone ja rahi
He : ab mai puchunga kiske saath to tum bologi ki tumhare khayalon ke saath
She : nahi apne best friend deepak ke saath
He :

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Relatives : Ab to engineering bhi kar liya ab aage ka kya?
Le me :

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