1312 Overture

I craft, I comrade. 1312. 🇵🇸 hi chat hasL

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “We are the normal ones. It is less normal to constantly fucking freak out about transgender people than it is to just let transgender people live. Most people actually don’t care about trans people existing in society. But on the internet that’s the only thing the Republicans dial in on and they make it seem like being transgender is abnormal. You know what’s abnormal? Constantly fucking worrying about children’s genitals. That is the most weirdo freak shit of all time”

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

Everyone wants to talk shit on my profession until the very second a kid with just a single dash of Lawry’s neurospice crosses their path, then all of a sudden I’m the fucking Autist whisperer.

Then it’s back to my bullshit when I make grown ass adults mand my attention via tact-object/activity, using errorless learning prompt fading—ideally least-to-most but our whole generation didn’t learn how to use our words so it’s mostly most-to-least and the starting prompt is full-echoic—maybe even with a gestural prompt towards a visual. Don’t even get me started on using token economy.

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

nowhere in the fine print did it say that Dobermans yelp at the Hertz and Decibel levels of a Pomeranian—bonus points for throwing his body to the ground for dramatic effect—when they perceive to be slighted.

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

I want someone to look me square in the face after seeing my fridge and tell me “yeah you’re definitely normal” like on a “the doctors didn’t overlook anything” level

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

trust me we’re equally annoyed with ourselves as your are with us

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

roomate has adhd out the ass so i walk into the kitchen to shit like this

[zimmbefr33 @zimmbefr33]

@itssthyherinme I can hear the blood boiling in that typing text after "okay Ms rectal" 😭🙏🏻

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

Sexting is weird,I be sending tiddies,as$ nd c0ochie but he only sends his d!ck,,ngga where the a$s at??

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

I really need one of those workplace signs that reads “it’s been ___ days since I’ve screamed at parents with kids in the dog park.”

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

losing your shit on us because our dogs are near your newborn baby—a baby laid out in the middle of an OFF-LEASH DOG PARK, with only a blanket protecting it from the shit/piss/animal-carcass ridden ground underneath it—all so you can have an impromptu photo shoot with your baby and dogs, has got to be some of the MOST white people shit I’ve encountered at the dog park so far. And I’ve seen people have the audacity to set up food stands here.

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

Late-stage capitalism is when you hold in your menty-B grippy-sock vacation until after the first of the month

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

@Drug_4e @IkennaO351 What is this, an 8 ball for ants????

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

My patience for the 405

[♚WestKing♚👑♛ @IkennaO351]

Name one thing you could fit inside this bag

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

I know there are several Jan-6’ers here I just can’t prove it

[PLUTO 🇸🇳🇸🇴☭ @osofspades]

I will now be slandering Ed Sheeran

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them. The disconnect is alarming.

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

Two people set up a picnic here and they’re clearly on a date, probably their first.

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This is an off-leash dog park.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Every woman I’ve ever known has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s really funny to see grown men being proud of dating 19 year olds.

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

Rocko is like Bruce from Finding Nemo but instead of a shark Rocko is my Doberman and instead of blood he’s tasted butter

[1312 Overture @craftycomrade]

couple comebacks for dumb nimby bitches at the dog park running their mouth who imply you’re unwell:
🤡- “mental illness: it’s a thing you should look into”
👹 bitch you’re LUCKY I’m on pills
or
🤡-“ I’m not scared of you”
👹 GOOD I was hoping you weren’t

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