Craig

Spiralling

[Craig @cragsb13]

@WTFSunlunPod @joshmontage656 Maybes, this bloke isn’t good enough though

[Craig @cragsb13]

Hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

[Dom @DLnufc_]

@xGPhilosophy Spot on. They’ll do well to finish 12th this season. All this “Europe” nonsense is laughable. 12th would be a massive achievement for a club of Sunderland’s size, but they need to leave the talks of Europe to the sustainable clubs.

[Craig @cragsb13]

❤️

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

Goal - HUME
Assist - O'NIEN

Sunderland 1-0 Chelsea (25 mins)

#FPL #SUNCHE

[Craig @cragsb13]

@CRVisuals_ A lot wanted him to play on the basis his former manager wanted him and just happened to be managing Liverpool. He’s a good player, wish him well, he’s never getting in though, because we’ve always had better options

[Craig @cragsb13]

@policylaila @BrexitNe Good job she’s not lying

[Graham A @graham1A]

Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there.
Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄
#NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31

[Craig @cragsb13]

@JonathonStirk @YoungBobRB I’ll take that to mean you’ve conceded defeat, thanks for playing

[Craig @cragsb13]

@JonathonStirk @YoungBobRB Its leader is a failed Tory and a failed Reformer

[Craig @cragsb13]

@JonathonStirk @YoungBobRB Given the first issue you had with the initial post was about ‘invaders’ and not about women having their rights taken away, I thought it fair to assume. Also isn’t Restore not just Reform 2.0 by your logic?

[Craig @cragsb13]

@JonathonStirk @YoungBobRB I’ve read Restore’s policy proposals, it basically reads ‘hand all of your rights over and give the government ultimate power’. Have a look yourself, it’s all there. But hey if that’s worth it to yourself so you can get rid of some migrants, be my guest. That makes you thick

[Craig @cragsb13]

@JonathonStirk @YoungBobRB ‘Restore Member’

[Pride Slices @BrownSlices]

Straight up one of the most astounding football careers ever, how does he keep creeping up in levels? It’s absolutely ridiculous

[Craig @cragsb13]

@CCFCEra 😂😂😂😂😂

[Craig @cragsb13]

@joe0603 @lukerobertblack Fucking clueless

[m🪐rganic @subarustevenz]

Oh fuck me that's another two P&O cruises for Simon and Linda, 70

Burn that party to the ground

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

The Reform Guide to Patriotism

Step 1:
Complain Britain is a “third world shithole” while living in the world’s 6th largest economy with free healthcare, free education, clean water and a functioning democracy.

Step 2:
Worship billionaires who don’t pay tax in Britain then blame immigrants on minimum wage for ruining the economy and your life. Bonus points if your hero is a crypto bro, a convicted fraudster or an American tech mogul who would never set foot within a thousand miles of your town.

Step 3:
Hate London with every fibre of your being despite not having visited since a school trip to the National History Museum. Call it a “foreign city” and deny it’s one of the world’s great capitals, the global centre of finance, culture, theatre, music and sport that generates a quarter of the UK’s entire GDP and quietly pays for your roads, your hospitals and your benefits. Disown it because you saw a TikTok.

Step 4:
Share hideously designed memes over and over again. Ideally featuring AI generated angry crowds with mashed up faces carrying upside down flags. Or barrel chested bulldogs.

Step 5:
Cheer every piece of bad news about your own country like you’ve won the lottery. Crime stats, NHS queues, potholes, you love it all. If it’s not true share it anyway. If something goes well pretend it didn’t happen. The only time you’re proud to be British is when you’re telling everyone how awful it is.

Step 6:
Discover Christianity despite not setting foot in a church since your mate’s wedding in 2014. Post about “defending Christian values” then spend the rest of the day calling strangers c*nts online.

Step 7:
Shout “Britain is broken” every single day while devouring GB News and trashing the BBC. Get your worldview from a channel owned by a foreign hedge fund or tax-dodging non-dom aristocrats.

Step 8:
Import American MAGA culture war talking points from people who couldn’t find Britain on a map and still insult your military, your cities and your food. Then call everyone else a traitor.

Step 9:
Obsess about boats in the Channel, the EU and the state of the entire developing world despite having practically zero personal experience of any of them.

Step 10:
Vote Reform, a party with no policies that benefit you or survive contact with a calculator. Then wonder why nothing changes.

Bonus:
Change your profile pic to a lion with a Union Jack painted on its face or a historically inaccurate crusader, misspell sovereignty in your bio and tell a stranger on the internet to “wake up” at least three times before lunch.

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

8 lines every flag-shagging plastic “patriot” has in their playbook

1.“I want my country back” - From what? You voted for the party that ran it for 14 years.

2.“Our grandads didn’t fight for this” - Your grandads would be ashamed that you can’t find Normandy on a map. They fought with Poles, Sikhs, Gurkhas, and West Indians beside them. They’d have more in common with the immigrants you hate than plastic patriots sharing memes about them.

3.“This isn’t the Britain I grew up in” - Correct. It has lower crime, longer life expectancy, and better healthcare than the 1970s you’re romanticising. You just don’t remember the power cuts and three-day weeks.

4.“Britain is broken” - The most unpatriotic sentence in the English language, repeated daily by people say they love their country.

5. “We’re full” - The Netherlands has twice the population density and somehow manages. The UK is not full. It’s just had 14 years of no housebuilding and you need someone darker than you to blame for it.

6.“We look after our own first” - You vote for parties that cut disability benefits, froze nurses’ pay, gave tax breaks to the rich and closed Sure Start centres. You don’t look after anyone.

7.“Stop the boats” - The Tories spent £700 million on Rwanda to deport four people. Zero boats were stopped. You cheered anyway.

8.“Starmer is a traitor” - The man prosecuted terrorists, paedophile rings, and war criminals as DPP. You import American culture war propaganda from people who openly despise our allies, trash your own country 24/7, and follow convicted fraudsters who lied about where they were born. The only ones treacherously trashing Britain’s reputation daily are you.

[Craig @cragsb13]

@jack_lwy Obvious Farage Hoop Licker is obvious

[Craig @cragsb13]

@PhilFul23 @Capt_Fishpaste Its character was previously pretty shit, dire kick and rush football and stands marred by violence.