• NHS Hospital Canteen: ‘Single Tuna sarnie’ costing £3.00 for nurses, paid for out of their own wage
• Houses of Parliament: ‘Rum banana tarte tatin with rum and raisin ice cream’ for the princely sum of £2.37 for MPs, paid for by you the taxpayer
Nurses’ fight is our fight.
At last, more three-word horror stories!
Got a minute?
Emergency Zoom call
The boiler’s broken
It’s gone everywhere
Password not recognised
Dry clean only
Another Covid briefing
Next slide please
Forgotten my mask
What’s that smell?
Probably the clutch
Completely sugar-free