@MaceAhWindu GOVT: Distract them with aliens and a writers strike!
Intern: Sir, the people still seem pretty pissed at the world...
GOVT: Hey, what about that thing in Vegas a while back?...
@Bornakang Not sure why the runner is getting ANY negativity...for all we know he's in front of a scout trying to lock down a scholarship or something...F that kid's parents.