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@BirdCams @WBU_Owls @WBU_Inc As a final hurrah you should post video from the 5:23:20 timestamp this morning! Thank you for doing this!

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@cdirksen @RJBee_2 @chopaganda Sounds suspiciously similar to the side effects of stryreechlinstral - which may be equally effective. https://t.co/buC9gHp69H

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@AGoldmund because:

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@brentoliver

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@doctorow @MPenn

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@ThatKevinSmith @TheRealStanLee Saw it this weekend with my kid. After the logo intro when it says "Thank you Stan" you could hear a pin drop until a girl who sounded old enough to read but not much older said "WHO'S STAN?" really loudly. Awesome. And my first thought was that some lucky parent gets to explain!

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@pattonoswalt Patty Smyth: 🎶Shooting at the walls of heartache...
@pattonoswalt doing 80's Metal Ted Nugent deflecting bullets: Ping! Zang!
Patty Smyth: 🎶I am the warrior...

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@TomMarshall111 Neti need a cliffside push
https://t.co/JKHLVb2rXz

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@mike_gordon Hi Mike - any chance I get a small prize for my quasi prescient tweet from 7+ years ago? #ogogo#
https://t.co/Jq5y9vMnuq

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@mike_gordon My guess was that all your new album titles were going to be palindromes: "go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog"

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@jianghomeshi In other news, economists have correctly predicted nine of the last five recessions.

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@pattonoswalt What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish.

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@JPBarlow there's calling a spade a spade and then there's calling a spade a fucking shovel.

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@pattonoswalt "double the Van Damme, double the Van Damage"

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wait, you mean i bought tix for @demetrimartin ? i thought we were going to an evening with evgeni malkin #yeg

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@simonwhitfield - MEC carries the @wahoofitness dongle in Canada @dcrainmakerblog

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@dcrainmakerblog could have been worse - if your copy of lore of running had fallen it might have shown up as an aftershock.

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@ThatKevinSmith Pulled the trigger on tix, but am considering picketing unless you start calling us REDMONTON!

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@JPBarlow aka Bush left a burning bag of shit on the White House steps, then rang the bell and ran like hell, laughing. #fuckyouwashington

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@DevineConcepts @doctorow Hey @CorbLund please RT: "To the people who stole my Les Paul (Ladner/Tsawwassen)" http://t.co/xLAYvUb

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@corblund decades of bartender character study finally pays off