craig divitt

Author of Craig's Law, Craig's law 2 and Craig's law 3

[Ika Ferrer Gotić @IkaFerrerGotic]

4 am in #Edinburgh after a fun night, hungry and loss of voice, severely lacking sleep (because why sleep when in #Scotland) looking for a bakery, anything! No soul! This was fun, honestly. I got to see the Old Town without having to bump into people.

Excuse my French here!

[craig divitt @craigdivitt]

@BELCOBERMUDA any updates on the outage in Paget today?

[craig divitt @craigdivitt]

@kennytindall And then you have to tweet about it and waste even more time!

[The Ski Monster @TheSkiMonster]

Having a beer at home at 8am. You have a problem.

Having a beer in a parking lot at 8am. You have a great ski day.

[The Ski Monster @TheSkiMonster]

Skiers refreshing the weather forecast before a ski trip

https://t.co/W3dvHNENyJ

[Weird Foothill Guy @WFG_DEN]

Never forget

[craig divitt @craigdivitt]

The driving in BERMUDA is so bad, the death rate (12 per year) is equivalent to the island doing 3 million skydives per year (0.4 p 100k jumps) or 1 jump a week for every man woman and child who live here! @TheRoyalGazette @bernewsdotcom

[The Ski Monster @TheSkiMonster]

Skiing is exercise. Light beers are sports drinks.

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Don’t be a tosser - No messing from Bosham Parish Council.

[Sharpe Actuary @Sharpe_Actuary]

Actuarial career path
1. Excel
2. Word
3. PowerPoint

[Rob Boyd, Esq @AvonandsomerRob]

America - You drive for 4 hours and you’re still in the same place.

UK - You drive for 1 hour, the accent has changed twice and bread rolls have a new name...

[craig divitt @craigdivitt]

This is Bermuda driving to a tee! #bermuda

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

Every day I see people who, to shave 50 seconds off their journey, risk shaving 50 years off their life.

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Public Health Scotland says a total of 1,991 COVID-19 cases in Scotland have been linked to fans watching Euro 2020 football matches with nearly two-thirds of the cases reported travelling to London to watch Scotland v England on 18 June

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I don't see The Sun until I get to work & honestly thought it was a 'dead cat' joke when I saw on here that Johnson had just announced his latest engagement.

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

incredible advert from @GreenpeaceUK

[craig divitt @craigdivitt]

@bernewsdotcom @TheRoyalGazette anybody have an inside scoop if Bermuda will be on the UK ‘green’ travel list on 17th May?

[craig divitt @craigdivitt]

@TheRoyalGazette These rules are getting hard to follow and understand. No mixing of households unless you are attending a wedding? Seems v niche exemption

[James B Watt MBE @JamesBWatt]

🍻Competition Time!🍻

We are opening this amazing @BrewDog beer hotel in Edinburgh with beer on tap in all the rooms & fridges in the shower for shower beers.

Opens Q3 2021.

Retweet for a chance to win a 2 night stay for 2! 3 lucky winners will be picked at random 🙂

[craig divitt @craigdivitt]

@RichardJMurphy really like your threads on money supply&national debt. Can you explain how it would all work if we had a global currency - Bitcoin say. Also how would 2020 have unfolded for huge govt spending if Bitcoin was the ccy. Basically is Bitcoin good for the ave man?

[tragopapas @tragopapas]

@PPaulCharles @NicolaSturgeon Why don’t they push the funds for this to rapid tests for every arrival, enforcing home isolation and implementing lateral flow tests. That seems much more efficient and provides an adequate safety net.