Craig

Software Developer during the day, drums for Desmond and the Tutus, everything for Yo Grapes at night.

[Craig @craigdurrant]

Hey everyone who tweeted "Big tings coming" in 2018, just wanted to find out if you are indeed involved in big tings now?

[Craig @craigdurrant]

Whenever I learn a new fact, I fantasise about it coming up in a quiz night and me contributing to the team.

[Craig @craigdurrant]

Don't worry if you forget your moisturiser when you go on holiday, you can always rub sunscreen all over your body before you go to bed.

[Craig @craigdurrant]

God when I arrive at church today for the first time this year.

[Craig @craigdurrant]

@NakedCover_SA 🐐🐐🐐

[Shane @superdupershane]

The year is 2028, Joburg is now all padel courts. Hospitals, schools, malls, all bulldozed to make space for more padel courts. Wake up in a padel court. Walk the dog in a padel court, drive a little padel court to work. Arrive at work. Work is a padel court.

[Craig @craigdurrant]

Padel is the Wakaberry of sport.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The way Americans pronounce the name ‘Craig’ should be a crime.

[Desmond and the Tutus @DesmondandTutus]

Important news from Shane

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

Focus on yourself king

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.

[Desmond and the Tutus @DesmondandTutus]

Something's coming next Tu'sday.

[Craig @craigdurrant]

DM me for my latest bootcamp!

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[Eddie @EddieBarstool]

Bronny James is on my flight to LA. I think I was in the background of his documentary slamming pork rinds so if that makes the final cut everybody be cool about it

[Shane @superdupershane]

Double Cab for Cutie.

[Craig @craigdurrant]

Omicron 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Craig @craigdurrant]

New variant just dropped.

[Craig @craigdurrant]

@superdupershane Not possible sorry

[Craig @craigdurrant]

@superdupershane Charles??? Don't you mean Arthur Pillows / Eric Pillows? Both are solid

[Craig @craigdurrant]

I don't know much about what happens after death, but I do know that when I die this will still be in my wallet.