Craig Kierce

I live in Brooklyn but am usually somewhere else, doing either music things or video tech things.

[Craig Kierce @craigkierce]

@AustinAirport @Delta Now do Chicago!

[Music.Defined. @Music_Defined]

Craig Kierce's latest album, Though The Road Between Us Is Long, came out last week and is well worth your time. https://t.co/MUOveTRPD8

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I want to create an Alexa skill where every time you ask “what time is it?” she responds “game time”.

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@mikedicenzo For a whole twelve hours, if necessary!

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Buzzfeed article headlines are to headlines what Fall Out Boy song titles are to song titles.

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#DidYouKnow the #Colorado state flag is actually shaped like Colorado??

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Donald Trump keeps emailing me to contribute to his ED fund which is kinda weird. Can’t you get a prescription for that?

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NYC-themed restaurant specializing in potato-based pasta. I will call it “Gnocch’ City”. #ideas

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Who is the audience for this plate- paramedics?

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What is it about the fork/plate screech that makes me think “have to immediately stop what I’m doing - someone must die”

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Love when the doors of stores say “open 24/7 online”. Like, I know how the internet works thanks.

[Craig Kierce @craigkierce]

Me: ok time for some rest, need to wake up early tomorrow.
Also me: ::subconsciously creates complex sci-fi universe where I’m being hunted by zombie Jedi who are trying to steal my brain::

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“No but like squint more and also I feel like you don’t look uncomfortable enough”
-Big Bang Theory director, directing that main guy that isn’t Sheldon

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@WeWork is your onboarding funnel down? Need to get an office space for tomorrow but am getting a blank screen on every browser and the iOS app at this URL - https://t.co/2vqtQg0JJW

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@diamondresorts I would love it if you would stop calling me every other day about what I assume is a timeshare

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@Hertz thanks! It seems they're just waiting on renters to return cars. Shouldn't there be a reserve lot somewhere?

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Being made to wait at @Hertz at LGA for "up to 90 minutes" to pick up a reserved rental.

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Hey do you guys think there's a better element abbreviation for sodium, or na?

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Craig Kierce has a show on 09/11/2016 at 10:00 PM @ Rockwood Music Hall in New York, NY https://t.co/yZLclcaFkP #concert

[Craig Kierce @craigkierce]

Craig Kierce has a show on 09/11/2016 at 10:00 PM @ Rockwood Music Hall in New York, NY https://t.co/UR2FqVSS1b #concert