Chest Rockwell

michael maloofs personal assistant & profesional cubicle monkey

[CBJ Front Line @CBJFrontLine]

Torts speech 🗣🔥

[Fogs @JaBrowen]

@andrewnolan2

[Chest Rockwell @craigmohaff]

Are we really just going to forget about Nixon’s emails?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

And here are some ways to help cyclone victims in Mozambique, Malawi, and Zimbabwe: https://t.co/if8HZBtWBH

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

by the time i’m 40 i pledge to:

- refer to all video games as “mario games”
- refer to everything on tv as a “show” including movies/sports
- use “spam” and “scam” interchangeably
- download a coupon app on my phone called WalletMunkey or something and never shut up about it

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Super Bowl !

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I just saw a dog that would be maybe a 6 back home in Seattle but it’s a solid 10 here on Maui.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Dodged a bullet! Sheesh. 🙏🏾 to the almighty above! #BackInNoTime

[Volpe @VolpeShimoda]

Baker “BIG DICK” Mayfield #Browns #CLE

[NPR's Only A Game @OnlyAGameNPR]

After Charles Barkley’s mother passed away, a cat litter scientist from Iowa showed up at the funeral.

“Everybody’s, like, ‘Who’s the Asian dude over there?’ “ Barkley recalls. “I said, ‘That’s my boy, Lin.’ "

https://t.co/kN7BctAcUf

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Prizza.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Remember that time Draymond watched a Finals game from a baseball stadium bc he attacked too many penises in one postseason that shit was crazy

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

House Democrats have already outlined a bill that would:
1) Overturn Citizens United.
2) Establish Automatic Voter Registration.
3) Bolster anti-bribery laws.
4) Protect the Voting Rights Act.

Meanwhile, Trump is trying to stop a recount & handing out medals to megadonors.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

The best part of being a flight attendant has to be when you walk the aisle saying “trash” to everyone’s face.

[Rudy Gobert @rudygobert27]

At what point in your life do you think “ i want to kill other living inoffensive creatures for fun” without thinking you are a piece of shit?

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Me learning about Devil's Triangle for the first time

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

Ain had sex on tour yet🤔 that’s crazy ....

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

You could get all your grocery shopping done right here at Blockbuster if you're willing to shop for groceries at a video rental store.

[Chest Rockwell @craigmohaff]

@ChristinaRuz Shave your head