The Phlegm Clandango

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@mgshanks @andyburnham If Britain reaches its Net Zero target, the world will be 0.00376C less warm by 2100. Worth £695bn?

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@reformparty_uk MPs first. Lead by example and all that 🤣🤣🤣

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@christopherhope @GBNEWS

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@GBNEWS @JustAaronBrown Tell me the government had contingency plans?

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@GBNEWS A case of 'f*ck around and find out'

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@GBNEWS They've been completely wrong. Too busy saying what their paymasters want them to say

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@GBNEWS It's time they put that show to bed @imacelebrity

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@Sonderisfon @Pavlo__Escobar Drive aeroplanes?

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@TheNawazish87 You need a history lesson...

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@ApsanaBegumMP That's a new one...climate breakdown

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@UNOCHA Climate change is a natural phenomenon...

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@Ed_Miliband Climate scam...

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

Let's hope we get a Carsten at 6pm. I'm losing the will to live
#aplaceinthesun

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@thespafixer Meanwhile, phone the agent and tell them these 2 plonkers will pay close to full price. Just hang in there

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

Did Laura get dressed in the 50s?
#aplaceinthesun

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@mont2new

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@MotherClanger Sex, drugs and sausage rolls

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

Our Laura does like the occasional verre de vin
#aplaceinthesun

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

Allow me to introduce you to @jessphillips

Former Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Safeguarding and Violence Against Women and Girls.

Not a joke.

[The Phlegm Clandango @craigmuckleston]

@JohnHann04 I was in London last year, in the east end. It was like a third world country with tube station names written in Arabic