Craig Patton

Marketing Consultant at V4 Partners, Master of Karate and Friendship

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@PHLY_Flyers A hype video for a brand partner is the fucking cringeist thing.

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I'm not going to be here much longer so Get Fucked with that stupid ad Starbucks

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I wanna toss that new Starbucks ASMR commercial into the fucking sun.

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@UniWatch @PhilHecken Bluesky. Do it. Do it

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I feel for people's kids. Mostly because some of you are so fucking stupid that you voted for a con man who is going to steal their future. Personally, I'm going to enjoy your lives turning to shit, but your kids don't deserve that.

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I really feel for my friends with kids tonight. I'd be lying if I said I didn't see a dark future for this country.

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@MoString It feels like 2016 again and I just don't fucking understand.

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Or not.

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Oh that might be an ACL for Mahomes...

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Man that Ann Selzer poll. If that holds true I'm going to be such an insufferable asshole to a lot of terrible people next week.

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@MikeSgroi21 As do I.

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Fuck it. I say bring Ohtani to close. Let's get weird!

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@MikeSgroi21 If he can figure it out can he let the Phillies know.

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The World Series went to extra innings in Game one and Sportscenter leads off with a random Lakers game.

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I really liked Skullduggery's first few albums

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@MikeSgroi21 He's too busy trying to find more places to put ads.

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I'm loving this dude just yelling semi encouraging things at the Mets right now

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I wanna toss that new Starbucks ASMR commercial into the fucking sun.

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@MikeSgroi21 This is how I die.

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@mpdillon It's fucking brutal to see.

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Hearing Tom Brady keep saying the word “tuddy”