Craig

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/0VUm9Spo32

[M @__maason__]

Yer da scanning the living room for any empty wrapping paper to pick up today

[mariana Z @mariana057]

He's making a list.

He's checking it twice.

He left it at home.

He is texting his wife.

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠☀️❤️‍🔥 @JadeAtrophis]

Now THIS is news

[Tiffany Cianci @TheVinoMom]

It doesn’t matter how much this meal cost… Whatever it was it was worth it and I’m going to tell you why. @FiveGuys is the only franchise system that has three generations of family ownership that have committed to NEVER selling to private equity. They buy from family owned businesses, they make food fresh, and they stay family owned small businesses. So whatever they’re charging - it’s worth it.

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

this gif so fckn funny man

[MrHobbes @VintageMrHobbes]

Slightly odd to admit that your business model relies on illegal working but OK

[f @finnandoalonso]

Middle aged women in the office 30 seconds after you try to get some fresh air in

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

As well all know, SSRIs and therapy are a joke. The human brain is actually a very finely-tuned, sophisticated machine and conditions like depression+anxiety are reactions to very real environmental conditions and stressors, not "chemical imbalances" that you were randomly cursed with, you solve the symptoms by solving your problems, therapy/meds are actually counterproductive because they primarily numb and distract you from whatever is causing your issues

[Zelex @OBEhizele]

When the boomers pass on, Britain will feel like a different country. Whatever your views on them, many still carry a deep sense of civic duty, social cohesion, and institutional trust and that’s fading fast.

[Sophie 〓〓 @soupyferns]

3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it’s never been listened to before

[avery 🏰👽 @redditfartporn]

excuse me do you have the dubai chocolate labubu matcha latte

[dex @fatiskywalker_]

First Game: Name three countries

[Lennie 🇮🇪 @Lennnnnnie]

when somebody steals your tweet and gets a banger off of it

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

sēx is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims

[Aaron @hook2704]

The standard of uk driving is absolutely abysmal. Drivers on phones, hogging the right lane yet not even reaching 70 so there’s just huge tail backs. Tapping brakes every 5 seconds, driving way too close to the car in front. What is with the OBSESSION with lane hogging!?